Santas Undergo Background Checks

[Marine]

MILWAUKEE (AP) - The jolly man in the red suit is a popular fixture at local shopping malls this time of the year. And chances are good that before Santa Claus hears one Christmas wish, he's undergone a criminal background check and drug testing.

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[WHEN]

You do need Santa to be on the wagon, or should we say sled, eh?

[Marine]

Heh heh.