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04-23-2004, 5:53pm
Originally posted by corran
We just want to see Timmins where Shania grew up and get to see the good folk of Timmins and perhaps gets some new perspective on Shania Twain during her formative years in Timmins, ON...
Benjamin:D
True BEN, and Shania SORRY Girl, but if you turn up it will just be impossible as we will have filled the former Senator Hotel, now Day's Inn.
And HECK Eilleen, you turn up and how are we supposed to get our free breakfast from JP in the Shania Twain Suite this year..
You have to think about all this you know, just because you are sort of famous, don't mean you get a front stage pass at our gig ;)
Now I am sure we can cut you a deal however, if you bring a few 'friends' and about 250 tons of sound and lighting equipment to Timmins. I promise we will keep the Band members entertained until the last second the stage hands are ready for the sound check, but you will have to stay in Huntsville, or .... eek? still got that log cabin you know, south of Timmins someplace?
Cause we are just gonna pack out the city centre, there will be no room at the Inn, or anyplace else for that as we have already booked so tough! Try a Tent, that would work apart from the Blackflies - but they don't eat Shania fans in town as far as I am aware, not sure about your self or family though. Kind of been away for a bit, and Oh how Blackflies love well travelled fresh meat.
No one said life was meant to be easy, I am sure your Mum told you would have days like this. I am really sorry we can not invite you this year.
Hey, hang on, just thought, JP will put you UP! someplace and not tell a soul, but I don't want you helping FV to cheat at the Trivia contest, she is good enough without your help...
Anyway Girl, think of your figure, Poutine and Pizza and late nights and us hyper people. We will reduce your life span by like 3 years at least, 10 if I get a dance with you, you will have to sing along with us in the Timmins Tavern's, and Mutt and Asia will get so jealous of the rain/sun/Poutine/Shadow Dancer/US! that they will both sulk and cost you loads in time and effort to make them happy again.
I mean, what would you do at the Shania Video party, I would feel weird looking at a 2.5 metre high image of myself while trying to hold a normal conversation. You have to go into all this sort of thing in some depth and not just jump in on an impulse. The Shadow will steal your thunder at anyrate. He has super powers.
Anyway you will not have a ticket for the Shania Video Party Dinner.
If that is not enough, what the heck do you want to go tree planting again for, you will only throw a fit seeing how bad we are at it, and Mary Ellen is not home to serve you at Zudels (Teaching abroad right now) and you can't afford to eat meat anyway as the tour has taken away all your cash.
The pot holes in Timmins are so large this year that you may step off the sidewalk never to be seen again, and we are FAR too busy to follow you everywhere. Have you seen our schedule, I mean we will have to put our hand up for the bathroom, they have us all boxed in that tight. Permission to go to the bathroom please Tracy? and all that.
So I guess we can't invite you to the 2004 convention. We will have a whip round though for your fav childrens charity or whatever and put in $50 from you. Please make your cheque out to the STC as Tracy is a soft touch.
I hope we can CU in 2005 by which time we will almost be good at this convention thingy... Now where the heck is the golf course, Ummmn used to be right next to this new sinkhole....
Love, On behalf of the Convention 2004 people...
We just want to see Timmins where Shania grew up and get to see the good folk of Timmins and perhaps gets some new perspective on Shania Twain during her formative years in Timmins, ON...
Benjamin:D
True BEN, and Shania SORRY Girl, but if you turn up it will just be impossible as we will have filled the former Senator Hotel, now Day's Inn.
And HECK Eilleen, you turn up and how are we supposed to get our free breakfast from JP in the Shania Twain Suite this year..
You have to think about all this you know, just because you are sort of famous, don't mean you get a front stage pass at our gig ;)
Now I am sure we can cut you a deal however, if you bring a few 'friends' and about 250 tons of sound and lighting equipment to Timmins. I promise we will keep the Band members entertained until the last second the stage hands are ready for the sound check, but you will have to stay in Huntsville, or .... eek? still got that log cabin you know, south of Timmins someplace?
Cause we are just gonna pack out the city centre, there will be no room at the Inn, or anyplace else for that as we have already booked so tough! Try a Tent, that would work apart from the Blackflies - but they don't eat Shania fans in town as far as I am aware, not sure about your self or family though. Kind of been away for a bit, and Oh how Blackflies love well travelled fresh meat.
No one said life was meant to be easy, I am sure your Mum told you would have days like this. I am really sorry we can not invite you this year.
Hey, hang on, just thought, JP will put you UP! someplace and not tell a soul, but I don't want you helping FV to cheat at the Trivia contest, she is good enough without your help...
Anyway Girl, think of your figure, Poutine and Pizza and late nights and us hyper people. We will reduce your life span by like 3 years at least, 10 if I get a dance with you, you will have to sing along with us in the Timmins Tavern's, and Mutt and Asia will get so jealous of the rain/sun/Poutine/Shadow Dancer/US! that they will both sulk and cost you loads in time and effort to make them happy again.
I mean, what would you do at the Shania Video party, I would feel weird looking at a 2.5 metre high image of myself while trying to hold a normal conversation. You have to go into all this sort of thing in some depth and not just jump in on an impulse. The Shadow will steal your thunder at anyrate. He has super powers.
Anyway you will not have a ticket for the Shania Video Party Dinner.
If that is not enough, what the heck do you want to go tree planting again for, you will only throw a fit seeing how bad we are at it, and Mary Ellen is not home to serve you at Zudels (Teaching abroad right now) and you can't afford to eat meat anyway as the tour has taken away all your cash.
The pot holes in Timmins are so large this year that you may step off the sidewalk never to be seen again, and we are FAR too busy to follow you everywhere. Have you seen our schedule, I mean we will have to put our hand up for the bathroom, they have us all boxed in that tight. Permission to go to the bathroom please Tracy? and all that.
So I guess we can't invite you to the 2004 convention. We will have a whip round though for your fav childrens charity or whatever and put in $50 from you. Please make your cheque out to the STC as Tracy is a soft touch.
I hope we can CU in 2005 by which time we will almost be good at this convention thingy... Now where the heck is the golf course, Ummmn used to be right next to this new sinkhole....
Love, On behalf of the Convention 2004 people...