Thought For The Day

[Slaney]

Kraft Dinner needs to give us more cheese. I mean what are they thinking giving us all that macaronni and one little thing of cheese that's not enough. Yes I'm bored, no I'm not on drugs, but I have had way too much cafine today. http://www.shaniaforums.com/biggrin.gif Come back tommorrow for another
Thought For The Day

I'll warn you now, I have lots of thoughts like this & no life http://www.shaniaforums.com/biggrin.gif

[benperkins]

My Thought for the day is....

What If James Bond Got Road Rage?

Ben

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You've got a way it seems
You gave me faith to find my dreams
You'll never know just what that means
Can't you see... you got a way with me

[Nate]

Slaney.....you're making me hungry!!!


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"I've met a fan, his name's Nate. He must be the sexiest & kindest fan I have! He is just so cool &
I'm thinking of leaving Mutt for him!"----Shania Twain
In My Dreams Magazine,April,2001

www.shaniatime.moonfruit.com
-N8-

[iloveshania]

HEHEHE Slaney! Your posts always make me smile! http://www.shaniaforums.com/biggrin.gif

Monica XOX

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The love of a family is not measured in the ability to share the good times, but in the strength to weather the rough times! We are family!!!

[Marine]

Heres my thought
"Never bring a Knife to a Gunfight"

[armando]

lol

My thought of the day:

Make it a great day, or not. The choice is yours!

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Armando
armando@stwain.com
http://www.stwain.com

[samantha t]

LOL slaney your so cool!
My thought of the day is....
why don't british people sound british when they sing???
http://www.shaniaforums.com/rolleyes.gif It's a good question you know..

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[Geronimo]

Thoughts for the day: "Never go out in the rain in your socks" and "Never get involved with a woman who's had a fungus named after her".

[This message has been edited by Geronimo (edited April 13, 2001).]

[Nate]

http://www.shaniaforums.com/funny.gif
LMAO guys!

Okay my thought of the day was:

How come they call it "Taking a shower" when you don't actually take the shower anywhere??? http://www.shaniaforums.com/confused.gif
I mean, the shower stays in the same spot right? You're not really taking it anywhere!!! http://www.shaniaforums.com/confused.gif

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"I've met a fan, his name's Nate. He must be the sexiest & kindest fan I have! He is just so cool &
I'm thinking of leaving Mutt for him!"----Shania Twain
In My Dreams Magazine,April,2001

www.shaniatime.moonfruit.com
-N8-

[Geronimo]

I still can't figure out why Donald Duck wears a shirt but no pants.

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, then why isn't the whole airplane made out of the same stuff?

[Slaney]

<font face="Arial, Verdana" size="2">Originally posted by samantha t:
LOL slaney your so cool!
My thought of the day is....
why don't british people sound british when they sing???
http://www.shaniaforums.com/rolleyes.gif It's a good question you know..

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Hey Samantha, you haven't been to the Trading Post in the last few days have you?


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"We always want what we can't have And when we got it we don't want it anymore"
-Explorers
"Put on these chains and you can live a free life Well I'd rather bleed just to know why I died"
-Hanson

[SevenUp!]

I still can't figure out why Donald Duck wears a shirt but no pants.

Yeah, and why does Goofy walk on two feet, while Pluto does on all fours....they're both dogs.

[faithfully]

What kind of thread is this:funny: :p

[SevenUp!]

What kind of thread is this:funny: :p

A very, very old one:p :funny:

[faithfully]

Yeah the thought for the day is "eh":huh:

[SevenUp!]

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned:p

[malshania]

whooaa!!! 2001 thread!! :eek:


:D :D

[Troll]

Some interesting thoughts

[Paul]

Why did Bungle from Rainbow only wear clothes when he was in bed and was naked the rest of the time?

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39078000/jpg/_39078889_bungle270.jpg

[faithfully]

Why did Bungle from Rainbow only wear clothes when he was in bed and was naked the rest of the time?

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39078000/jpg/_39078889_bungle270.jpg

:shocked:Bungle:biglaugh::biglaugh:

[ELEANOR MAW]

why don't british people sound british when they sing???
Just as well they don't, if they do no one would buy their albums :biglaugh:

[ELEANOR MAW]

My thought of the day is why do all politicians get extra money for a second home when no one else in the UK does?

[faithfully]

Just as well they don't, if they do no one would buy their albums :biglaugh:

:funny::p

[goinUP]

Donald Duck is banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants, but those Europeans love nudist beaches....:shocked:

[SevenUp!]

My thought of the day is why do all politicians get extra money for a second home when no one else in the UK does?

....because they're special :rolleyes:

[dreamer]

all my thoughts are mean or gross :biglaugh:



at least right now anyway:biglaugh:

[ELEANOR MAW]

all my thoughts are mean or gross :biglaugh:



at least right now anyway:biglaugh:I won't ask, but I would like to know :D

[ELEANOR MAW]

....because they're special :rolleyes:I think they are W/////S :biglaugh:

[ELEANOR MAW]

Donald Duck is banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants, but those Europeans love nudist beaches....:shocked:Double standards :p

[SevenUp!]

I think they are W/////S :biglaugh:

:biglaugh:

Double standards :p

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :p

[SevenUp!]

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

[tonyme]

I am so sunburned from the beach :uhh:

[SevenUp!]

I am so sunburned from the beach :uhh:

For now....

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a208/SevenGup/Postable%20Pics/Miscellaneous/Vit_E_Cream_100g_full.jpg

....for next time

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a208/SevenGup/Postable%20Pics/Miscellaneous/sunscrn.gif

[tonyme]

:biglaugh: Thanks Robert. I am using the "for now" product;)

[UllaCountryGal]

I dont get sunburned.... :D

[Troll]

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

That is an interesting question

[Paul]

Donald Duck is banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants, but those Europeans love nudist beaches....:shocked:

All the other ducks wear pants in Finland? :huh:

[Alex]

Hahah tyhought this thread was one of the newest to reply.. fresh air..!

nice roberta :p

[Groucho]

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned:p

Yes Robert, It is truly sad for the chickens. They also have the question of the egg as well. It goes to show everyone, if you ever have a problem - just think of the chicken. :cry:

[Groucho]

I think Daffy and Daisy Duck also didn't wear bottoms. If they were only rabbits then we would have a reasonable explanation. I am also concern for all 3 of the ducks since I have not seen any of them for quite some time. Have any of you seen them? Perhaps I should write a letter to President Bush and ask him if he knows why they don't wear bottoms. He's got to know at least something. :hmmm:

[ELEANOR MAW]

Them teletubbies don't wear any pants.

[tonyme]

:funny:

[SevenUp!]

If milk goes bad when it's not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?

[goinUP]

If it only takes 25 years for the biggest liberal to become the biggest conservative, was John McCain a hippie? :biglaugh:

[ELEANOR MAW]

If it only takes 25 years for the biggest liberal to become the biggest conservative, was John McCain a hippie? :biglaugh:Yes he was at Woodstock listening to Jimmy Hendricks at the left hand side of the stage smoking a bong, he later on that day tripped over his own long hair :D

[ELEANOR MAW]

I wounder if a lot of pop stars fart a lot when they are up on stage, like you know who :biglaugh:

[Alex]

I wounder if a lot of pop stars fart a lot when they are up on stage, like you know who :biglaugh:

I did wonder than question when I was younger too :funny:

you mean shania in that who?

:funny: don't know, maybe... why no? hehe, or would she wait for every cloth change to fart more confortable where nobody watches her :eek:

[faithfully]

Some thoughts for the day:funny::p

[Alex]

When you're walking in the street or wherever and you fall off, why the first thing you have to do is watch around you instead of see what you had or hurt? :eek:

[ELEANOR MAW]

I did wonder than question when I was younger too :funny:

you mean shania in that who?

Shania can fart as much as she likes near me, just being in the company of Shania would be heaven to me, she could do anything and I would be happy :D

[Alex]

Shania can fart as much as she likes near me, just being in the company of Shania would be heaven to me, she could do anything and I would be happy :D

I do think they're in silence u know what :funny: haha good one, :D

[Troll]

Shania can fart as much as she likes near me, just being in the company of Shania would be heaven to me, she could do anything and I would be happy :D

An intereseting thought.

[Groucho]

If milk goes bad when it's not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?

:funny:

[Groucho]

I did wonder than question when I was younger too :funny:

you mean shania in that who?

:funny: don't know, maybe... why no? hehe, or would she wait for every cloth change to fart more confortable where nobody watches her :eek:

Perhaps that is the reason why perfomers are always changing. They need the fresh air for their beautiful, powerful lungs. Hit the wrong kind of note, time for a change. At first the other members of the band must have wondered if there was a tuba player in their band. Perhaps they thought the audience weed smoke was drifting onto the stage??? Very interesting.

[Troll]

Perhaps that is the reason why perfomers are always changing. They need the fresh air for their beautiful, powerful lungs. Hit the wrong kind of note, time for a change. At first the other members of the band must have wondered if there was a tuba player in their band. Perhaps they thought the audience weed smoke was drifting onto the stage??? Very interesting.

An interesting theroy.

[SevenUp!]

What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?

[malshania]

bahahhaa!!! i saw that one on facebook Robert :p :p


heres a thought for the day


"Not everything is meant to be, but everything is worth a try."


;) ;)

have a good day everyone! :hugs:

[ELEANOR MAW]

Foxes very seldom catch pheasants as these birds will hold their ground and can give the fox a dam good peck in the face.

[SevenUp!]

those are nasty wee birds

[SevenUp!]

Today, before you think of saying any unkind word, think of someone who can't speak. Before you complain about the food you have, think of someone who has nothing to eat. Before you complain about life, think of someone who went too early to heaven. And when you are tired and complaining about your job, think of the unemployed, the disabled, and those who wished they had a job. And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down, put a smile on your face and thank God you're alive and still around. Life is a gift. Enjoy the day, it's full of God's blessings.

Cheers & Love!

[ELEANOR MAW]

That is so true Robert :love: & :hugs:

[faithfully]

Yeppers, the rich get richer and the poorer become poorer:mad:

[ELEANOR MAW]

those are nasty wee birdsNo they are not nasty birds, pheasants are very beautiful and they just hold their ground and defend their young :love:

[ELEANOR MAW]

Yeppers, the rich get richer and the poorer become poorer:mad:That is so wrong :cry:

[faithfully]

We need to do away with all these overpaid celebs and put more money into health, education and the helping of poorer peoples:D

[ELEANOR MAW]

Many celebs are overpaid and it sucks. :mad:

[Troll]

Today, before you think of saying any unkind word, think of someone who can't speak. Before you complain about the food you have, think of someone who has nothing to eat. Before you complain about life, think of someone who went too early to heaven. And when you are tired and complaining about your job, think of the unemployed, the disabled, and those who wished they had a job. And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down, put a smile on your face and thank God you're alive and still around. Life is a gift. Enjoy the day, it's full of God's blessings.

Cheers & Love!

Great one Robert

[goinUP]

Paris Hilton gets paid to stick her poodle in her purse and prance around town in skanky clothes! :mad:

[ELEANOR MAW]

Paris Hilton gets paid to stick her poodle in her purse and prance around town in skanky clothes! :mad:I thought it was just gay men who have poodles nowadays :p

[ELEANOR MAW]

http://www.dandennis.com/poodle.jpg
That poodle is dam strong :funny:

[Alex]

Paris Hilton gets paid to stick her poodle in her purse and prance around town in skanky clothes! :mad:

and are you shocked about it? :p

[Alex]

http://www.dandennis.com/poodle.jpg
That poodle is dam strong :funny:

:eek: little things gives all :biglaugh:

good one :boogie:

[Troll]

Cool pic

[Burch]

nice pic:)

[eileen_regina]

thought for the day

did god put us here to watch us go through pain over adn ovr??? OR did he put us here to see us work together and triumph over pain???

[SevenUp!]

hopefully the second part there Amber

[goinUP]

If the egg came before the chicken, what chicken made the egg? And if the chicken came before the egg, what egg made the chicken!? :hmmm:

I got it! The biological goop theory is true! (I know there is some name for the goop but I forget...pre something? Pre mortal? Primortal?) Some goop fell from the sky and made an egg which made a chicken which made an egg which made a chicken which....:faint:

[faithfully]

You mean aliens placed us upon this planet :hmmm:

[ELEANOR MAW]

thought for the day

did god put us here to watch us go through pain over adn ovr??? OR did he put us here to see us work together and triumph over pain???He put us on earth to see who is going to be a greedy bugger or not, if some one is greedy they are put back on this earth as a pig :funny: if someone is not they go to heaven and have any thing they want, well that's what my grand dad told me :funny:

[faithfully]

Could be true Ellie:D

[ELEANOR MAW]

All Labour Politicians are sent to Hell :biglaugh:

[faithfully]

That is a nice thought :funny:

[ELEANOR MAW]

Gordon Brown will have the Devil poke his butt with a big fork :biglaugh:

[faithfully]

:funny:then the bogey man will fry him on his large frying pan:biglaugh:

[SevenUp!]

If "con" is the opposite of "pro"....then consider the opposite of progress.

[faithfully]

Why do they always make something bigger?:huh:

[ELEANOR MAW]

Why do they always make something bigger?:huh:Not always :p
:biglaugh:

[faithfully]

You think you've won but they come back stronger:uhh:

[SevenUp!]

Not always :p
:biglaugh:

:biglaugh:

[Alex]

If "con" is the opposite of "pro"....then consider the opposite of progress.

That was a good one :funny:

[ELEANOR MAW]

Us women are not allowed to go around town with out a top on, why is it men are allowed :D

[SevenUp!]

Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

[Alex]

why the word "ambulance" in the ambulances is written on backwards :eek:

[SevenUp!]

Us women are not allowed to go around town with out a top on, why is it men are allowed :D

There's no good reason for that:p

Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

I don't know the reason for this.

why the word "ambulance" in the ambulances is written on backwards :eek:

There's actually a reason for this....but if you ask me, it's no good:p

[faithfully]

Us women are not allowed to go around town with out a top on, why is it men are allowed :D

:hmmm::dunno:

[Alex]

There's actually a reason for this....but if you ask me, it's no good:p

Haha I know a reason but I still dont get it why :dunno: all drivers can watch an ambulance or hear it just listening that sound :eek:

[SevenUp!]

all drivers can watch an ambulance or hear it just listening that sound :eek:

should be able to do that, why they can't:uhh:

[faithfully]

Why do ambulances sometimes drive without due care?:uhh:

[Alex]

should be able to do that, why they can't:uhh:

I ask the same question for drivers specially in night schedule :eek:

[Shaniabomber99]

:funny: this is a funny ole thread haha

[SevenUp!]

:funny: this is a funny ole thread haha

I'm sorry for bringing it back then....I know how people around here hate having fun:p

[SevenUp!]

Why do hotdogs come in packs of eight when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?

[ELEANOR MAW]

Why do some socks disappear when I put them in the washing machine?

[uniquestar]

:funny:

[faithfully]

Why do hotdogs come in packs of eight when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?

Packs?:huh: we buy them in tins or glass jars:funny:

[Troll]

Why do some socks disappear when I put them in the washing machine?

The sock monster gets them.

[ELEANOR MAW]

The sock monster gets them.Yes and it's taken some of my knickers as well :shocked:

[faithfully]

The sock monster gets them.

:funny:

[goinUP]

Packs?:huh: we buy them in tins or glass jars:funny:

:shocked::huh::uhh::scowl::weird::funny:

[faithfully]

But we do:p

[goinUP]

That's just plain weird:funny:

[SevenUp!]

Packs?:huh: we buy them in tins or glass jars:funny:

What kind of people are you in Scotland, Scottish?? :p

[faithfully]

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http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj241/fartypantstevie/lol/0241183_m.jpg

[goinUP]

:hmmm:

[faithfully]

See ask any other European and they will tell you as well:p

[SevenUp!]

Hot dogs in a can....yep, you're weird:p

[Alex]

:]
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj241/fartypantstevie/lol/0241183_m.jpg

with the bread included :eek:?

[goinUP]

with the bread included :eek:?

:biglaugh:

[SevenUp!]

What happens if you put "this side up", face down while popping microwave popcorn?

[goinUP]

Why do people bother with whipped cream? Coop Whip is SO much better!!!

[goinUP]

What happens if you put "this side up", face down while popping microwave popcorn?

I don't know, but I'm about to find out!

[Alex]

Why do people bother with whipped cream? Coop Whip is SO much better!!!

whipped cream? I havent been botther with cream :eek:

[goinUP]

Oh my gosh it friggin' exploded!!!!!!!! :biglaugh:

[Alex]

Do you know what happens if you open the screen of a computer and touch the very deeep inside? :shocked:

[goinUP]

You get shocked and die :biglaugh:

I just had lunch and now here I am having popcorn:funny:

[Alex]

Haha, you know I'm yet getting to know about it, I remember once I was about to do it fortunately my mom bawled me out because I made a disaster with the screen :funny: my gosh if I would've been doing it, I would be probable gone now :eek: :biglaugh:

[Alex]

You get shocked and die :biglaugh:

I just had lunch and now here I am having popcorn:funny:

break the diet habits? :D:boogie: its sunday :p

[faithfully]

You get shocked and die :biglaugh:

I just had lunch and now here I am having popcorn:funny:

Jenna is becoming greedy:p

[goinUP]

break the diet habits? :D:boogie: its sunday :p

I am going on a diet with Kim:p

Jenna is becoming greedy:p

Nah, but I had to find out what happens if you pop popcorn on the wrong side :biglaugh: so now I am eating it!

[Alex]

She's a good finder :D

[Alex]

I am going on a diet with Kim:p


Cool can I join, my energetic reserved dont let me in peace :funny:

[ELEANOR MAW]

I am going on a diet with Kim:p

Your both end up very skinny dippers, your both just slip though any swimwear that you both put on when you want to go swimming, so you will have no choose but to swim in the nude :p

[Alex]

That is a good advice elli, but a true :biglaugh:

[goinUP]

Cool can I join, my energetic reserved dont let me in peace :funny:

:funny: You really want to join?

Your both end up very skinny dippers, your both just slip though any swimwear that you both put on when you want to go swimming, so you will have no choose but to swim in the nude :p

:biglaugh: You know, they make some pretty tiny swim wear!

[Alex]

:funny: You really want to join?


But I dont wanna end nude in a swimming pool though :biglaugh:

[goinUP]

But I dont wanna end nude in a swimming pool though :biglaugh:

Why not? :biglaugh:

[Alex]

will you dare to end like that :shocked:?

can I get tarzan's custome in that case? :eek:

[ELEANOR MAW]

You know, they make some pretty tiny swim wear!But you never wear any Jenna :p

[ELEANOR MAW]

But I dont wanna end nude in a swimming pool though :biglaugh:With me around I would insist that you go with out, your only get it wet :funny:

[Alex]

I will get wet only?? :huh: I'll get a whole bath thereeee, no nudeee though again :funny:

[goinUP]

But you never wear any Jenna :p

I do too!!!!

[Troll]

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http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj241/fartypantstevie/lol/0241183_m.jpg

That looks yummy

[SevenUp!]

Oh my gosh it friggin' exploded!!!!!!!! :biglaugh:

:biglaugh:

[SevenUp!]

What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?

[Alex]

Is that also supperstition? I don't know, I thought the black cat belongs to the supperstition stuff :funny:

[SevenUp!]

I thought the black cat belongs to the supperstition stuff :funny:

Yeah, it all does :funny:

[goinUP]

:biglaugh:

Actually it didn't...I just said that! It really just popped normally :funny:

What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?

You want me to try that too??? :p

[SevenUp!]

Actually it didn't...I just said that! It really just popped normally :funny:

Actually, I didn't think you popped it at all, just funny :funny:

You want me to try that too??? :p

No, I just said that....you'd probably bounce over it anyway:p

[Alex]

Yeah, it all does :funny:

have you ever watched a red cat? :eek:

[goinUP]

Actually, I didn't think you popped it at all, just funny :funny:

No, I just said that....you'd probably bounce over it anyway:p

That much I did do, and I did do it on the wrong side :funny: but it was perfectly fine. I almost wish it had exploded though! :biglaugh:

Bounce? Like this? :bounce:

[SevenUp!]

Bounce? Like this? :bounce:

Precisely.....very good :applause:

[goinUP]

My thought for the day...

What would happen if a star came to Earth and started dancing? And where would it land? :biglaugh:

[Alex]

In hollywood? :eek:

[goinUP]

No! Like a shooting star!

Everything I do, I do it for you....but then what happens when you do nothing? :p

[Alex]

you don't do it for you :eek:

[goinUP]

:biglaugh:

[SevenUp!]

My thought for the day...

What would happen if a star came to Earth and started dancing? And where would it land? :biglaugh:

It would land in the dark;)

Everything I do, I do it for you....but then what happens when you do nothing? :p

....then it becomes I Do Nothing, But It's All For You:p :funny:

[goinUP]

Oh my gosh you should write something called "I Do Nothing, But It's All For You" :biglaugh:

Look into my farts,
And you will see,
What you do to me.
Search your heart,
Search your mold,
And when you find me there,
You'd better search some more

:biglaugh:

[Alex]

nothing is for you? sounds better :eek:

[Alex]

Oh my gosh you should write something called "I Do Nothing, But It's All For You" :biglaugh:

Look into my farts,
And you will see,
What you do to me.
Search your heart,
Search your mold,
And when you find me there,
You'd better search some more

:biglaugh:

:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

FRRRRRReaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak '

[SevenUp!]

Oh my gosh you should write something called "I Do Nothing, But It's All For You" :biglaugh:

Look into my farts,
And you will see,
What you do to me.
Search your heart,
Search your mold,
And when you find me there,
You'd better search some more

:biglaugh:

We'll see if I can write something as good?? as your fartin' heart:p :funny:

[goinUP]

:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

FRRRRRReaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak '

:funny:

We'll see if I can write something as good?? as your fartin' heart:p :funny:

Hurry up now, we ain't got all night! :funny:

Hey, your cheatin' heart....something something lalaala old man country doo doo doo doo poo loooooooo la!! Fa!

[SevenUp!]

Hurry up now, we ain't got all night! :funny:

Says who, I don't have to be anywhere:p :funny:

[goinUP]

My net goes off at midnight!!!! :eek:

[SevenUp!]

My net goes off at midnight!!!! :eek:

Awwwww ok

[Alex]

My net goes off at midnight!!!! :eek:

He has to do a great job in one and half hour :eek:

[goinUP]

:funny: Yup, and I will beat him :devil:

[Alex]

I'm sure, get up roberta!!
:eek:

[SevenUp!]

:funny: Yup, and I will beat him :devil:

are you ready?

So fart so good, there goes the neighnourhood
Up in smoke, it ain't no joke
There has never bean another such fright
As what has happened on this very night :p

[goinUP]

If he's actually writing I will be laughing :funny:

I am sitting here doing nothing :biglaugh:

[Alex]

are you ready?

So fart so good, there goes the neighnourhood
Up in smoke, it ain't no joke
There has never bean another such fright
As what has happened on this very night :p

title's song? :biglaugh:

[SevenUp!]

If he's actually writing I will be laughing :funny:

I am sitting here doing nothing :biglaugh:

Keep laughing if you want, that's all you're getting:p

[SevenUp!]

title's song? :biglaugh:

Fart this moment on :p

[Alex]

:biglaugh:

[goinUP]

:hmmm:

You're Still a Tanker
by: Shania Twainker

Looks like we farted,
Look how far we've come my puggie
We mighta took the dumb way,
We knew we'd fart there someday

They said, I bet,
They'll never make it,
But just look at us going long :funny:
We're still two tankers,
Still farting strong!

You're still the one I fart at,
The one that I've been wrong to,
You're still the one I pugged all night
You're still a tanker

You're still the one that I hate,
The only one who likes my roommate,
You're still the one I fart good night

Ain't nothing lighter,
We beat Stevie's fart together
I'm glad we didn't stop kissing,
Look at who we would be licking (that pug!!!!!)

They said, I bet
They'll never fart there
But just look at us farting on.
We're still a puggie,
Still playing ping pong.

You're still the one I fart at,
The one that I belong to,
You're still the one I fart good night.
You're still the one that I hate,
The only one who likes my roommate
You're still the one I want for never
You're still a tanker

I'm so glad we made it,
Look how far we've farted, puggie....

[Alex]

OMG!!!

:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

I'm farting of laugh :biglaugh::biglaugh: looool

[goinUP]

I've known a few guys who thought they
Could really fart
But you've got good gas
Down to the art.
You think you're a tanker,
You drive me UP! the wall,
You're a regular, original fart-it-all

Oh, oh you think you're something special,
Oh, oh you think you're something else...

Okay, so you're a flatuence specialist!
That don't impress me much.

[Alex]

NOOOO stoooop jenna :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

I'm seriously gonna pee hereee :biglaugh:

[goinUP]

Man! I Feel Like A Tanker!

Let's go pugs!

I'm gonna fart tonight, I'll feel alright
After I get this fart out.
Gonna make some noise,
Really raise my nose
Yeah I wanna scream and fart!

Ahhh!

No interventions, make no conditions,
Get a little outta line (for the bathroom!)
Ain't gonna act politically correct,
I only wanna fart big time!

The best thing about bein' a tanker
Is the perogative to have a little fart and...
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy,
Forget I'm a lady!
Men's farts, short skirts,
Oh, oh, oh, give me the laxatives
And doin' it in style!
Oh, oh, oh, give me the action,
Feel the fart-passion,
Clearing the air, fart where I dare,
Oh, oh, oh, wanna be free and
Fart the way I feel...
and man! I feel like a tanker!

[SevenUp!]

:hmmm:

You're Still a Tanker
by: Shania Twainker

Looks like we farted,
Look how far we've come my puggie
We mighta took the dumb way,
We knew we'd fart there someday

They said, I bet,
They'll never make it,
But just look at us going long :funny:
We're still two tankers,
Still farting strong!

You're still the one I fart at,
The one that I've been wrong to,
You're still the one I pugged all night
You're still a tanker

You're still the one that I hate,
The only one who likes my roommate,
You're still the one I fart good night

Ain't nothing lighter,
We beat Stevie's fart together
I'm glad we didn't stop kissing,
Look at who we would be licking (that pug!!!!!)

They said, I bet
They'll never fart there
But just look at us farting on.
We're still a puggie,
Still playing ping pong.

You're still the one I fart at,
The one that I belong to,
You're still the one I fart good night.
You're still the one that I hate,
The only one who likes my roommate
You're still the one I want for never
You're still a tanker

I'm so glad we made it,
Look how far we've farted, puggie....

:biglaugh:

[goinUP]

NOOOO stoooop jenna :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

I'm seriously gonna pee hereee :biglaugh:

:uhh: Oops....

:biglaugh:

[SevenUp!]

NOOOO stoooop jenna :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

yeah don't stop:funny:

I'm seriously gonna pee hereee :biglaugh:

ok, maybe stop now:p

[Alex]

Nooooo :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

[Alex]

why dont you make one like I'm gonna fartcha good? :eek:

[goinUP]

Man! I Think I'm Gonna Pee! :biglaugh: :biglaugh:
By: Alex Twain

Let's go pee!

I'm gonna pee tonight, I'm peeing alright,
I'm gonna let it all drip out
Wanna find a toilet
Really make some....kalamari?

Oh, forget it! :funny:

[goinUP]

why dont you make one like I'm gonna fartcha good? :eek:

Cause that's your job :funny: :funny:

[SevenUp!]

kalamari :biglaugh:

[goinUP]

Stevie farting in the dead of night,
Take these broken cheeks and learn to defecate,
All your life,
You were only waiting for this puggie to arrive.
Stevie, fart
Stevie, fart
In the light of the dark black fart :funny:

[SevenUp!]

night would indeed be dead if that happened :funny:

[Alex]

Man! I Think I'm Gonna Pee! :biglaugh: :biglaugh:
By: Alex Twain

Let's go pee!

I'm gonna pee tonight, I'm peeing alright,
I'm gonna let it all drip out
Wanna find a toilet
Really make some....kalamari?

Oh, forget it! :funny:

http://www.maketh.com/images/16.jpg

:eek:

OMG.... :biglaugh::biglaugh:

[goinUP]

Don't...
Don't you wish we farted
Do you feel what I feel inside
You know our love is stronger than farts
No don't
Don't let your farts grow
Just tell me what you need me to know
Please fart to me, don't put down the lid, mmm
Cause I wanna hear you, I wanna smell you,
Don't fart, don't poopy,
Give me the chance to say that I'm sorry
Just let me love you,
Don't turn me away, don't ask me to fart.

Don't
Don't give up on farts
Don't fart on me me, but on the toilet
If you could hold it in long enough
We can do it,
We'll get through it
Don't fart, don't argue
Just give me the chance to say that I'm sorry
Just let me love you
Don't turn me away, don't ask me to fart

Don't pretend that it's okay,
Farts don't go away that way
And don't do something you might regret someday
*farty noise* DON'T!
Don't you fart on me...
Ewwwwwwwww don't....

We can do it,
We'll get through it!

Don't fart, don't argue,
Just give me the chance to say that I'm sorry.
Just let me love you.
Don't turn me away, don't ask me to fart.
Oh, no...
Don't fart on me...
Give me the chance to say that I'm sorry
Just go to the toilet
Don't turn me away, don't ask me to fart...
To say that I'm sorry....
Don't you fart on me....
Don't tell me to fart....

[SevenUp!]

Mmmmmmmmmmm........................ewwwwwwwwwwwwww w:funny:

[goinUP]

Oh, good idea! :funny:

[Alex]

LOOOL... aaaa you're really enjoying the time :funny:

that was also a god one :D

[goinUP]

:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

[Alex]

make another :boogie: I'm copying this beautiful lyrics to my song list :boobie:

[SevenUp!]

no, I think we're having a lousy time:funny:

[goinUP]

:boobie: ???? LOL!!!!!!!! :biglaugh: :biglaugh: Talk about a Freudian Slip! :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

Sorry guys I'm fresh out of farty Shania songs! :funny:

[SevenUp!]

who's a boobie?? :biglaugh:

[Alex]

I dont think so it has made my night so funny and freaky :boogie:

[Alex]

:boobie: ???? LOL!!!!!!!! :biglaugh: :biglaugh: Talk about a Freudian Slip! :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

Sorry guys I'm fresh out of farty Shania songs! :funny:

BOOGIEEEEE :biglaugh::biglaugh:

[Alex]

who's a boobie?? :biglaugh:

grammar mistakeees :huh:

:funny:

[goinUP]

Oh gosh...my brain hurts :funny:

You freaks are a handful! :biglaugh:

[SevenUp!]

Sorry guys I'm fresh out of farty Shania songs! :funny:

:biglaugh: :biglaugh:

sorry, that just sounds funny, "fresh out of farty" :funny:

[goinUP]

Any man of mine better be farting at me,
Even when I'm ugly, still better farty....:D

Farty for two....:biglaugh:

I'm having a farty, a farty for two!
Ain't invitin' nobody, nobody but....aaaaachhooooooo!!!
:biglaugh:

[SevenUp!]

Oh gosh...my brain hurts :funny:

You freaks are a handful! :biglaugh:

sorry to hurt your brain:p....give it some rest soon:D

[goinUP]

:biglaugh: :biglaugh:

sorry, that just sounds funny, "fresh out of farty" :funny:

:biglaugh: :biglaugh: farty :biglaugh:

[Alex]

:faint: I'm tired of laughing my face is just aching :biglaugh:

[Alex]

Any man of mine better be farting at me,
Even when I'm ugly, still better farty....:D

Farty for two....:biglaugh:

I'm having a farty, a farty for two!
Ain't invitin' nobody, nobody but....aaaaachhooooooo!!!
:biglaugh:

farty for two :devil:

[SevenUp!]

Any man of mine better be farting at me,
Even when I'm ugly, still better farty....:D

Farty for two....:biglaugh:

I'm having a farty, a farty for two!
Ain't invitin' nobody, nobody but....aaaaachhooooooo!!!
:biglaugh:

I don't think I can come:p

.....let Alex go to your farty party:funny:

[goinUP]

:faint: I'm tired of laughing my face is just aching :biglaugh:

:funny: I was choking a minute ago :biglaugh:

farty for two :devil:

Hey Alex, I'm having a farty, wanna come? :D :funny: :devil: We'll swing from the chandeliers with toilet paper :funny:

[Alex]

its gonna be realy really fartyy :music:

[uniquestar]

I've known a few guys who thought they
Could really fart
But you've got good gas
Down to the art.
You think you're a tanker,
You drive me UP! the wall,
You're a regular, original fart-it-all

Oh, oh you think you're something special,
Oh, oh you think you're something else...

Okay, so you're a flatuence specialist!
That don't impress me much.

Man! I Feel Like A Tanker!

Let's go pugs!

I'm gonna fart tonight, I'll feel alright
After I get this fart out.
Gonna make some noise,
Really raise my nose
Yeah I wanna scream and fart!

Ahhh!

No interventions, make no conditions,
Get a little outta line (for the bathroom!)
Ain't gonna act politically correct,
I only wanna fart big time!

The best thing about bein' a tanker
Is the perogative to have a little fart and...
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy,
Forget I'm a lady!
Men's farts, short skirts,
Oh, oh, oh, give me the laxatives
And doin' it in style!
Oh, oh, oh, give me the action,
Feel the fart-passion,
Clearing the air, fart where I dare,
Oh, oh, oh, wanna be free and
Fart the way I feel...
and man! I feel like a tanker!

Whahahahaha!!!!!!!!:biglaugh: :biglaugh: Jenna! you cracked me up!!!! :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

[SevenUp!]

We'll swing from the chandeliers with toilet paper :funny:

...can somebody bring a can of air freshener:p :funny:

[goinUP]

Whahahahaha!!!!!!!!:biglaugh: :biglaugh: Jenna! you cracked me up!!!! :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

Yippee:D I am glad :funny:

[SevenUp!]

Whahahahaha!!!!!!!!:biglaugh: :biglaugh: Jenna! you cracked me up!!!! :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

hey, it's weee Amie:p

[Alex]

:funny: I was choking a minute ago :biglaugh:



Hey Alex, I'm having a farty, wanna come? :D :funny: :devil: We'll swing from the chandeliers with toilet paper :funny:

It doesn't matter what you wear
'Cause we're only gonna fart
you and me there
:eek:

[SevenUp!]

It doesn't matter what you wear
'Cause we're only gonna fart
you and me there
:eek:

if that's what you'll be doing, guaranteed it will be just you two :funny:

[goinUP]

LOL!!!! :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

Just make sure you have some extra underwear incase something more than air comes out :biglaugh:

[Alex]

...can somebody bring a can of air freshener:p :funny:

ask the waiter .. :eek:

[goinUP]

if that's what you'll be doing, guaranteed it will be just you two :funny:

That's okay with me, Alex is cute :love: :funny:

[SevenUp!]

OMG!!! :biglaugh:

[goinUP]

ask the waiter .. :eek:

Billy!!!!!!!! Mr. Currington!!!!! :D :devil:

[Alex]

LOL!!!! :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

Just make sure you have some extra underwear incase something more than air comes out :biglaugh:

o_O havent you tried a filter? where just ais can pass :funny:

[Alex]

That's okay with me, Alex is cute :love: :funny:

yay :boogie: no bobie anymore :funny:

[Alex]

Billy!!!!!!!! Mr. Currington!!!!! :D :devil:

choose now roberta :p

[goinUP]

o_O havent you tried a filter? where just ais can pass :funny:

A butt filter? OMG!!! :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

!!!! :biglaugh:

[SevenUp!]

choose now roberta :p

what kinda choice is that? :p :funny:

[Alex]

what kinda choice is that? :p :funny:

for your waiter :D :devil:

[Alex]

A butt filter? OMG!!! :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

!!!! :biglaugh:

something like..

http://raincoaster.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/fartypants.jpg
:biglaugh:

[goinUP]

yay :boogie: no bobie anymore :funny:

No what!? :huh::funny::p:shocked::):biglaugh:

[SevenUp!]

for your waiter :D :devil:

I think I'll go to the buffet across the street:p :funny:

[goinUP]

for your waiter :D :devil:

I prefer Billy:D

something like..

http://raincoaster.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/fartypants.jpg
:biglaugh:

:shocked::biglaugh::biglaugh:

[SevenUp!]

I didn't see that, no...really, I didn't, I didn't.....:faint:

[Alex]

I think I'll go to the buffet across the street:p :funny:

to ask for air fresh ? :p

[Alex]

I didn't see that, no...really, I didn't, I didn't.....:faint:

sorry, you did see that :funny:

[SevenUp!]

to ask for air fresh ? :p

if they have it, I'll take it....just in case :funny:

[goinUP]

I didn't see that, no...really, I didn't, I didn't.....:faint:

Aww, come on, Alex has a cute butt doesn't he? Even under the butt filter! :p

[uniquestar]

hey, it's weee Amie:p
it's double! you and your puggie are sticking out of toungue to me! :p


Just make sure you have some extra underwear incase something more than air comes out :biglaugh:

:biglaugh:

[Alex]

if they have it, I'll take it....just in case :funny:

don't you rather better our air fart fresh light? :p

[SevenUp!]

it's double! you and your puggie are sticking out of toungue to me! :p

yeah, and we both have really cool glasses too:] :D :p

[Alex]

Aww, come on, Alex has a cute butt doesn't he? Even under the butt filter! :p

my butt?????????

:swoosh:

[SevenUp!]

don't you rather better our air fart fresh light? :p

I'd need more than light if you're my waiter.....extra heavy duty maybe:p

[goinUP]

yeah, and we both have really cool glasses too:] :D :p

:hmmm:

my butt?????????

:swoosh:

Isn't that what the pic was of? :p

[Alex]

I'd need more than light if you're my waiter.....extra heavy duty maybe:p

me your waiter?

:swoosh:

lately I've been running alot :p

[SevenUp!]

Aww, come on, Alex has a cute butt doesn't he? Even under the butt filter! :p

I didn't see that either, no....really, I didn't, I didn't....:hide:

[Alex]

:hmmm:



Isn't that what the pic was of? :p

No, I could be that one farting every minute :eek:

[Alex]

I didn't see that either, no....really, I didn't, I didn't....:hide:

He's lying he's lying :boogie:

[SevenUp!]

:hmmm:

you got dandruff?? :p

[uniquestar]

:D bye guys! keep farting! :kiss: