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Paul

08-25-2006, 5:52pm

Paul

08-25-2006, 5:53pm

Look what Bob made me do! :p

matty

08-25-2006, 6:01pm

:funny: :rolleyes:

Nice thread :p

Troll

08-25-2006, 6:04pm

An interesting thread.

Mizery1

08-25-2006, 7:12pm

I thought you were asking Girls to post Belly Button pics of guys. ..whew...:shocked:

randine

08-25-2006, 7:18pm

I thought you were asking Girls to post Belly Button pics of guys. ..whew...:shocked:

This would be a very great idea :D ... well ... I have to go now ... :hide: ...

jgb 15

08-25-2006, 7:43pm

This would be a very great idea :D

I agree lol ;)

MiniShaniaTwain

08-25-2006, 7:52pm

This would be a very great idea :D ... well ... I have to go now ... :hide: ...

LOL it sure would! Especially if the pics are of Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom! ;)

randine

08-25-2006, 7:54pm

I agree lol ;)

Oh really? Cool... there should be a thread for girls to post pics of men... but you just want to see what men we girls like, eh? :huh: :D :p

LOL it sure would! Especially if the pics are of Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom! ;)

It's all in the making, sister. There will be a thread like this, I promise... but you have to post pictures there, then :D please!

MiniShaniaTwain

08-25-2006, 8:07pm

Oh really? Cool... there should be a thread for girls to post pics of men... but you just want to see what men we girls like, eh? :huh: :D :p

It's all in the making, sister. There will be a thread like this, I promise... but you have to post pictures there, then :D please!

LOL! And where would I find such hot pics of such hot men at little sister? ;)

UllaCountryGal

08-25-2006, 8:08pm

It's all in the making, sister. There will be a thread like this, I promise... but you have to post pictures there, then :D please!

Don't worry Krissi, you will get to see pictures. I will make sure of that.

randine

08-25-2006, 8:10pm

LOL! And where would I find such hot pics of such hot men at little sister? ;)

Ask Google... Google is your friend lol... nah, just kidding. If you post without pictures, that is okay, my big sister... ;)

Don't worry Krissi, you will get to see pictures. I will make sure of that.

I know. And I will enjoy most of your pics, I am sure ;)

Paul

08-25-2006, 10:32pm

I thought you were asking Girls to post Belly Button pics of guys. ..whew...:shocked:

Why anyone including a woman would want to see a male belly button I have no idea...:uhh:

Back to the bb's......

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/04sept-cheryl.jpg

Paul

08-25-2006, 10:33pm

Can't wait for Bob to see this thread, hope he's gonna be ok...

captainCorr

08-26-2006, 4:17am

:shocked::shocked:

:funny::funny::funny::funny:

Troll

08-26-2006, 10:17am

Can't wait for Bob to see this thread, hope he's gonna be ok...

I don't think he will be interested in this thread.

matty

08-26-2006, 4:46pm

Girls aloud don't do much for me.

captainCorr

08-26-2006, 4:48pm

Maybe because you didn't do enough for them? :dunno:

:p

matty

08-26-2006, 4:54pm

:funny:

Yeah, that's why :p

Paul

08-26-2006, 7:51pm

Haha!!! :funny:

SHANIANUTS!

08-26-2006, 9:07pm

I don't think he will be interested in this thread.:huh:Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, it is said.:shocked:

nds76

08-26-2006, 9:21pm

Quite the interesting thread...

melli

08-26-2006, 9:41pm

It's all in the making, sister. There will be a thread like this, I promise... but you have to post pictures there, then :D please!

LOL..can't wait to see your thread twinnie! :p

~Lisa~

08-26-2006, 10:49pm

LOL nice thread, Paul :p

Paul

08-27-2006, 8:13am

:huh:Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, it is said.:shocked:

All hail Bob, king of the belly button worshippers! :p

GorToma

08-27-2006, 11:03am

http://www.roxcafe.org/scans/skany/girlsaloud/02.jpg

Paul

08-27-2006, 6:09pm

OK I hear the girls are trying to beat the guys at this so time to turn it up a bit...:p

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/04sept-nadine.jpg

randine

08-27-2006, 6:10pm

hm... then you should not only post pictures of Girls Aloud ;) maybe...

melli

08-27-2006, 6:12pm

OK I hear the girls are trying to beat the guys at this so time to turn it up a bit...:p

:biglaugh: :biglaugh: ... LMAO!!

Paul

08-27-2006, 6:56pm

Seeing as though I'm away for a while I thought I'd better leave a few more, I know you will really miss seeing these posted every day...feel free to add any. :D

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/04sept-kim.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/04sept-nic.jpg

Paul

08-27-2006, 6:59pm

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/6.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/k1b.jpg

Paul

08-27-2006, 7:01pm

That was a sneaky one...just sneaked in the corner of the picture.

Just to make sure you don't all get bored, here's a couple more. I don't want you all getting depressed whilst I'm away, these should keep you going...

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/03brightons1-1.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/sotu1.jpg

Paul

08-27-2006, 7:03pm

Seriously, I know it's difficult to stop looking. OK you twisted my arm, here's a couple more...

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/schoolr1.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/shefc1.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/schoolc1.jpg

Paul

08-27-2006, 7:07pm

Do you know what? I completely agree, those last few weren't as good as the others. I'd better post some more. :p

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/k1e.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/r1.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/s3-1.jpg

Paul

08-27-2006, 7:15pm

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/k1.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/c1b.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/k1d.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/04s1b.jpg

All these belly buttons have made me feel a litle bit light headed...I think I need a holiday. See you soon!

Kristian

08-27-2006, 7:43pm

Nice pics there :D:up:

Troll

08-27-2006, 10:57pm

Keep the pics coming.

shaniagal

09-07-2006, 7:14pm

Uh, are these creepos like european Pussycat Dolls?

Paul

09-07-2006, 8:29pm

Uh, are these creepos like european Pussycat Dolls?

Been around a lot longer...I don't think they are known outside Britain and Ireland, I looked for their CD in Italy and it looks like they are unknown there. I'm surprised, I reckon Europeans would like them...

Mizery1

09-07-2006, 10:00pm

Uh, are these creepos like european Pussycat Dolls?
Now there's some girls with some 'Buttons'

Paul

09-07-2006, 10:16pm

Well great news everyone...

The official Girls Aloud calendar is out! :D

Its belly buttons all the way for the first 5 months:

January: Kimberley

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/2007calendar01kimberlywalshfu5s.jpg

Paul

09-07-2006, 10:19pm

February: Sarah

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/2007calendar02sarahhardingdg1s.jpg

Paul

09-07-2006, 10:20pm

March: Nadine :love:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/2007calendar03nadinecoylehr1s.jpg

Paul

09-07-2006, 10:21pm

April: Cheryl

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/2007calendar04cheryltweedyer8s.jpg

Paul

09-07-2006, 10:21pm

May: Nicola

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/2007calendar05nicolarobertscs4s.jpg

Blue_Firefly

09-07-2006, 10:23pm

lol give it up Paul...the girl's thread of sexy guys is much better :p

Paul

09-07-2006, 10:24pm

Never!!!

Blue_Firefly

09-07-2006, 10:25pm

May: Nicola

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/2007calendar05nicolarobertscs4s.jpg

could her shirt be any more tiny? holy crap...who dresses like this in reality?? :uhh:

Blue_Firefly

09-07-2006, 10:26pm

Never!!!

LOL! :funny:

Paul

09-07-2006, 10:28pm

It's to make sure it doesn't cover her BELLY BUTTON of course, can't take any risks of that happening.....

Actually I'm pretty shocked this calendar has come out AFTER the belly button thread started.....maybe they read it! :p

Blue_Firefly

09-07-2006, 10:29pm

ummm...yeah, maybe Paul :rolleyes: *pats Paul on the shoulder for comfort*

Paul

09-07-2006, 10:33pm

Well whilst we're waiting for some new Shania pictures, (especially belly button ones), I figured we need to have an intelligent thread like this. :]

Blue_Firefly

09-07-2006, 10:34pm

Well whilst we're waiting for some new Shania pictures, (especially belly button ones), I figured we need to have an intelligent thread like this. :]

Paul....what's happened to you?? I'm just asking because I care...

Paul

09-07-2006, 10:39pm

I have seen the light.

Paul

09-07-2006, 10:44pm

This might have something to do with it:

http://www.shaniaforums.com/showthread.php?t=42655

Troll

09-07-2006, 10:48pm

Awesome pics Pail.

Blue_Firefly

09-07-2006, 10:49pm

This might have something to do with it:

http://www.shaniaforums.com/showthread.php?t=42655

I miss Shania too, but you dont see me going crazy... lol

Blue_Firefly

09-07-2006, 10:51pm

Awesome pics Pail.

LOL!! Pail? LOL sorry Andrew, that's too funny!! :funny:

Paul

09-07-2006, 10:55pm

LOL!! Pail? LOL sorry Andrew, that's too funny!! :funny:

It's got to him. It's the belly buttons, they make you go crazy like that.

Blue_Firefly

09-07-2006, 11:02pm

It's got to him. It's the belly buttons, they make you go crazy like that.

Clearly... lol

Blue_Firefly

09-07-2006, 11:03pm

OMG I found a picture of you on the internet...

http://www.craftamerica.com/images/products/6545_pail_galvanized.jpg

Paul

09-07-2006, 11:05pm

Clearly... lol

Unlike me, I'm in full control. If you are very careful you can handle it. Almost.

Paul

09-07-2006, 11:05pm

Says he who is up at 3:00am talking about belly buttons.

Blue_Firefly

09-07-2006, 11:08pm

Says he who is up at 3:00am talking about belly buttons.

Paul, I think it's time you and I had a talk about a wonderful place that can help you... It's this big building, but you get your own little room with padded walls and ceilings and they'll get you the help you need...

Paul

09-07-2006, 11:11pm

A bouncy castle? I love those!

Paul

09-07-2006, 11:20pm

We've gone 17 posts without a single picture? I get it, now I see what's going on. Trying to change the subject. Hijacking the thread. Pails. Bouncy castles. It's all a trick. Enough of this! And time for more of this:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/totpSarah.jpg

Blue_Firefly

09-07-2006, 11:27pm

A bouncy castle? I love those!

Umm...not quite what I had in mind :p
:funny:

Blue_Firefly

09-07-2006, 11:29pm

We've gone 17 posts without a single picture? I get it, now I see what's going on. Trying to change the subject. Hijacking the thread. Pails. Bouncy castles. It's all a trick.

dang, you caught on! I guess we'll have to go back to the original subject...

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c163/dadbag77/hot-man.jpg

Blue_Firefly

09-07-2006, 11:31pm

Hmm, the picture of the naked girl turned into this hot guy...something must be wrong with the link...oh well :p

Paul

09-07-2006, 11:35pm

These forums have lost all sense of respect. I remember a time when threads were treated in a honourable way by the female members, and female belly button worshipping was allowed whilst the female members would talk about things like chocolate, cooking and ironing. I miss those times.

SevenUp!

09-07-2006, 11:36pm

Hmm, the picture of the naked girl turned into this hot guy...something must be wrong with the link...oh well :p

What hot guy? :confused: I don't see a hot guy around here :p do you Paul?

Blue_Firefly

09-07-2006, 11:37pm

What hot guy? :confused: I don't see a hot guy around here :p do you Paul?

lol you just burned yourselves with that statement... LOL :funny:

Blue_Firefly

09-07-2006, 11:40pm

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f42/mygoodmojo/hunk15.jpg

Edit: OOops...accidentally posted this pic in the wrong thread

SevenUp!

09-07-2006, 11:42pm

lol you just burned yourselves with that statement... LOL :funny:

:confused: Did I miss the picture of myself somewhere?

:dunno: Must have I guess....

Blue_Firefly

09-07-2006, 11:42pm

Alright, alright, back to the girlies with the next to no clothes and bellybuttons showing...

http://xa1.xanga.com/78eb63616963046523706/b31370893.jpg

Blue_Firefly

09-07-2006, 11:43pm

:confused: Did I miss the picture of myself somewhere?

:dunno: Must have I guess....

too late Robert, you screwed up and dissed yourself :p

Paul

09-07-2006, 11:44pm

Blue_Firefly

09-07-2006, 11:48pm

Well I can't see anything, sometimes I think girls are in dreamland. I don't know. Anyway, I'm off to bed, but you might want to play this. Let me know how you get on, you should enjoy it.

http://www.girlsaloud.co.uk/game/interface.swf

Whatever Pail, just go to sleep and maybe you'll be normal in the morning...
nighty night...sweet dreams ;)

SevenUp!

09-07-2006, 11:50pm

too late Robert, you screwed up and dissed yourself :p

:uhh: I don't understand Jenn, is there another Robert around here? :confused:

Troll

09-08-2006, 10:06am

LOL!! Pail? LOL sorry Andrew, that's too funny!! :funny:

Sorry about that

It's got to him. It's the belly buttons, they make you go crazy like that.

You got that right. :p

OMG I found a picture of you on the internet...

http://www.craftamerica.com/images/products/6545_pail_galvanized.jpg

That is great Jenn. :p

Blue_Firefly

09-08-2006, 11:41am

LOL that's Paul's new official nickname...so everyone start calling him Pail
Good job Andrew :D:up: :p

Paul

09-08-2006, 11:59am

Blue_Firefly

09-08-2006, 12:02pm

You mean like all hail Paul?

Remember Bob is king of the belly buttons, I'm only his apprentice, but I'm learning fast...

Anyway its good because Girls Aloud are turning out more belly button pics than I can keep up with! This thread will go on... :D

Good grief :rolleyes: What's the big deal about belly buttons anyway? I seriously don't see the attraction to them..:uhh:

Paul

09-08-2006, 12:03pm

...and you have to remember "that" other thread, (which was only started to compete with this one), is blokes in general. This focuses on the belly button of just one almighty yet humble group of girls. ;) I could also start a Girls Aloud pics thread in general. Or have a poll for favourite Girls Aloud member, or Girls Aloud outfit....OR GIRLS ALOUD BELLY BUTTON!

Blue_Firefly

09-08-2006, 12:05pm

Paul

09-08-2006, 12:05pm

Good grief :rolleyes: What's the big deal about belly buttons anyway? I seriously don't see the attraction to them..:uhh:

You have to ask Bob. Did you know that the pasta Tortellini

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0c/Tortelliniinbrodo.jpg/280px-Tortelliniinbrodo.jpg

was invented by a man who fell in love with a beautiful woman's belly button?

Paul

09-08-2006, 12:09pm

Anyone have tranquilizer? We gotta stop him before he gets outta control!

I might invent a new dish - Girls Aloud 5-cheese Tortellini. Tortellini stuffed with 5 cheeses. :D Personally I like Nadine cheese best.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/04sept-nadine.jpg

Blue_Firefly

09-08-2006, 12:37pm

that is more info than I cared to learn about...
I think I gotta stop coming to this thread.

shaniagal

09-08-2006, 1:03pm

OMG I found a picture of you on the internet...

http://www.craftamerica.com/images/products/6545_pail_galvanized.jpg

Ah! Perfect, Jenn, that's just what I needed to throw up in every time a see this thread! You saved my carpet!

Blue_Firefly

09-08-2006, 1:40pm

Ah! Perfect, Jenn, that's just what I needed to throw up in every time a see this thread! You saved my carpet!

:shocked: LOL ouch! How does that feel Pail...people are gonna be barfin in ya...

Troll

09-08-2006, 2:07pm

Paul

09-08-2006, 3:14pm

:shocked: LOL ouch! How does that feel Pail...people are gonna be barfin in ya...

They are just jealous. They were even inspired to start a new thread after seeing this one. It can only be seen as a tribute. :p

shaniagal

09-08-2006, 3:51pm

http://stardoll.com/dolls/291/Girls_Aloud.html

Big Swede

09-08-2006, 5:56pm

Been around a lot longer...I don't think they are known outside Britain and Ireland, I looked for their CD in Italy and it looks like they are unknown there. I'm surprised, I reckon Europeans would like them...

They are quite well known in Sweden and pretty sure in the rest of Scandinavia too, at least Norway and Denmark since we "share" music channels both on radio and tv.

Sure they are hot and sexy, but not my taste otherwise...

Troll

09-09-2006, 2:25pm

http://stardoll.com/dolls/291/Girls_Aloud.html

Well I can't see anything, sometimes I think girls are in dreamland. I don't know. Anyway, I'm off to bed, but you might want to play this. Let me know how you get on, you should enjoy it.

http://www.girlsaloud.co.uk/game/interface.swf

Very interesting links.

Paul

09-10-2006, 8:21pm

You won't find any scruffy pirates in this thread...;)

Besides, a bow and arrow (and a belly button) would easily beat a sword.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/archer.jpg

Paul

09-10-2006, 8:23pm

In fact, even the dolls come complete with belly buttons. Yes, its dolls with dolls.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/srahdoll.jpg

SHANIANUTS!

09-10-2006, 8:34pm

You have to ask Bob. Did you know that the pasta Tortellini

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0c/Tortelliniinbrodo.jpg/280px-Tortelliniinbrodo.jpg

was invented by a man who fell in love with a beautiful woman's belly button?Blue Firefly - If you would study in more detail the main BB thread you might develop a greater appreciation for this anatomical part. Thanks for spreading tortellini's hidden history to the members, Paul. It has really been kept secret until now.

SHANIANUTS!

09-10-2006, 8:41pm

You mean like all hail Paul?

Remember Bob is king of the belly buttons, I'm only his apprentice, but I'm learning fast...

Anyway its good because Girls Aloud are turning out more belly button pics than I can keep up with! This thread will go on... :DPablo - You do not seem to have a firm hand on things here - and did you realize Blue_Firefly has many more meaningful posts than you on the main Shania belly button thread? You have to get more control and get with the program, or your apprenticeship may be up for grabs!:shocked::funny:

Paul

09-10-2006, 9:16pm

Blue Firefly - If you would study in more detail the main BB thread you might develop a greater appreciation for this anatomical part. Thanks for spreading tortellini's hidden history to the members, Paul. It has really been kept secret until now.

You see, I told everyone this was an intelligent, educational thread....but would they listen? Now some people might say that other bodily shaped foods are based on anatomical parts but they would be lying. (I better be careful here what I say, I leave well known fruits and shaped foods up to the imagination of the viewers). The Tortellini story is true. I have proof. And lets face it, who can't fail to be inspired by belly buttons. Especially Shania's and Girls Alouds'. :p

SHANIANUTS!

09-10-2006, 9:20pm

You see, I told everyone this was an intelligent, educational thread....but would they listen? Now some people might say that other bodily shaped foods are based on anatomical parts but they would be lying. (I better be careful here what I say, I leave well known fruits and shaped foods up to the imagination of the viewers). The Tortellini story is true. I have proof. And lets face it, who can't fail to be inspired by belly buttons. Especially Shania's and Girls Alouds'. :p.....you might want to share the proof so we can put it on Shania's BB thread for all of eternity and posterity...:kiss:

Paul

09-10-2006, 9:24pm

SHANIANUTS!

09-10-2006, 9:30pm

I found this:

http://www.identitytheory.com/nonfiction/day_navel.php
identity theory | nonfiction | navel gazing by deirdre day-macleod

http://www.identitytheory.com/
identity theory

Navel Gazing

by Deirdre Day-MacLeod
Posted: May 5, 2004

In early 1999 an album called ...Baby One More Time rocketed to number one, powered in part by a music video of 16-year-old Britney Spears performing in the stereotypical costume of a schoolgirl. She was perfectly outfitted in the iconography of the coquette: pleated skirt, kneesocks, pigtails: but the key signifier that positioned her on that cusp between innocence and knowledge was a feature that, although common to all humanity, usually is given little serious consideration: her exposed navel. There have been bare midriffs before, but there was something different about this particular expression that lofted the lithe teen to a unique position in the pantheon of teen pop stars.

Just as the ad for the Academy Award-winning film American Beauty: the tale of a middle-aged father suddenly obsessed with pubescent sexuality: lingers on the navel, Spears and her handlers knowingly put hers out front, playing the former Mouseketeer against the budding sex kitten, conjuring up a Lolita you can take home to Mom. As Camille Paglia told People magazine in February, "She is a glorified 1950s high school cheerleader with an undertone of perverse 1990s sexuality. Britney is simultaneously wholesome and ripely sensual." And key to that appeal is her belly button.

This is a lot to claim for just one navel, but her fans also testify to the centrality of her belly button in stimulating their enthusiasm. As one male fan posted to the music site dailyradar.com, "It's all about that belly button." And one rumor (undoubtedly apocryphal) has it that the museum in her hometown of Kentwood, La., as part of their display devoted to Spears, plans to sell a line of adhesive replicas of her belly button. It should not be surprising, however, that this humble, all-too-human feature should suddenly be the object of such scrutiny. A closer look reveals a deep history of the navel as sign and symbol in culture; as one area of disputed terrain on the human body.

Halfway between head and genitalia, not strictly sexual, but, like Spears herself, "not that innocent" either, the belly button is a liminal marker. Not one thing or another, it has no purpose but to indicate humanity, and where humanity treads, sexuality is never far behind. As an indicator of birth, the navel is a reminder of our supposed infantile innocence; its presence makes it clear that we are not gods. A severed link to the mother and a sign of mortality, the navel is the first mark that life leaves upon your body, a scar as unique as your fingerprint.

All mammals have navels, what some call the "former mouth." Animal mothers bite through their babies' umbilici; unlike humans, they have no access to the clamp and scissors. Human umbilical cords are clamped at birth, though current debates in natural child-birthing circles suggest that this unkindest cut occurs too abruptly and with a violence that makes no sense when you consider that for nine months this pulsing cord has been a lifeline. Within a week the stump withers and falls away, leaving behind the navel. Whether you end up with an "innie" or "outie" depends more on the nature of the muscles in your stomach than on your obstetrician's knotting prowess.

There are a host of names for belly buttons, from "one-eyed Mabel" to "lint catcher." Legend has it the Italian pasta tortellini was created after a voyeuristic chef caught a glimpse of the love goddess Venus's navel, and the "belly button" is a piece of lab equipment that gyrates and mixes chemicals. Beyond such whimsical connotations, the navel has had a mythical significance in cultures throughout the world. For the ancient Greeks passion centered on the navel, or omphalos; Omphale was the mythical queen who so powerfully personified femininity that she enslaved even the mighty Hercules. In Hawaiian culture the navel is the primal node of heart, mind, and feelings. In India Brahma is said to have sprung out of the lotus that sprouts in the belly button of the somnolent Vishnu, and Judaism associates fecundity with the navel.

Given its central spot in human physiology, it makes sense that the navel would also leave its mark on geography. In search of the "Navel of the World," poet Charles Olson located the earthly omphalos in Cape Ann, Mass., but other claims to centrality have come from Delphi, Greece; India; Easter Island; Mauna Loa, Hawaii; Bali; Sri Lanka; Washington, D.C.; and Jerusalem.

Scaling our attention from the global back down to the personal, the navel is also a figurative and spiritual focus for inward-looking people. Since it serves no biological purpose after birth, the navel only acts as a gatherer of lint and a magnet for musings. So one who finds his or her spirituality in the center of his own body is dubbed an "omphalogian," and as a focal point of yoga poses, the navel marks the place where breath emerges, as well as the balancing point. Sigmund Freud believed that an unraveling of a dream's meaning could be located at its navel: the place where the content of the dream connects with its psychic significance. And even Saint Thomas Aquinas recognized this doubled character of the belly button, seeing it as the "bodily metaphor for spiritual things." Navel gazing, then, could be considered the most profound of human activities.

Not all theologians were as open to the navel's enlightening potential. Through the centuries there has been much debate over whether Adam and Eve, alleged by some to be the world's first couple, possessed belly buttons. As a result of such overwrought navel warfare, both Raphael and Michelangelo provoked accusations of heresy by depicting Adam's nodosity in their paintings. In the mid-19th century British zoologist Philip Henry Gosse labored over Omphalos: An Attempt to Untie the Geological Knot (1857). Within his hefty tome Gosse took the controversial stance that Adam did indeed possess a belly button, noting that though "at first sight ridiculous...truth is truth." Defending God against the accusation that only a trickster god would adorn the first man with a navel that had no purpose, Gosse suggested that the almighty did not intend to deceive Adam into believing that he had a past as an infant but only felt it would be awkward for him not to have one. Similarly, Gosse believed that the freshly created trees in Eden would have possessed rings marking years that they had never grown. Gosse's book failed to persuade everyone with his theory of God's navel plan, and instead, artists depicting the post-creation moment in Eden enlarged the genital-covering fig leaf to include the belly rather than take the theologically risky stance of depicting an umbilical link between first man and woman and their deity. And as recently as 1944 Congress debated whether a military booklet depicting the initial twosome with bared navels was a danger to the minds of the common soldier.

Navel concerns didn't end with World War II. Over 40 and feeling fine, Barbie, the doll, only recently was allowed a belly button (but not a piercing, yet). And 35 years ago another earthly, Edenic navel, belonging to another Barbara, was kept hidden away. On I Dream of Jeannie, NBC's censors refused to let the blond genie's belly button show, insisting that actress Barbara Eden cover her navel with the raised waist of her harem pants.

Such banning seems to arise from the odd eroticism evoked by that hollow space. A study of navels out of the University of Missouri categorized hundreds of them by shape and attractiveness and, as did a recent Allure magazine article, determined unequivocally that the "innie" is aesthetically superior. The navel has excited artists from James Joyce to Dimitri Hadzi, whose sculpture "Omphalos" resides in the center of Harvard Square, and Horace Walpole felt compelled to discuss navels in his Anecdotes of Painting (1792). Artists are not alone in thinking navels are worth contemplation. Americans tend to think of navels as a girlish thing, but during Japan's wild 1980s, many businessmen fell under the influence of spiritualist-cum-fraud Hogen Funkunga, who proclaimed that the "navel is the core of everything about the person." Following this philosophy, many Japanese businessmen paid to have their belly buttons surgically reshaped into more pleasing, less assertive, innie configurations.

The signatory knot that ties up nothing and goes nowhere holds more erotic charms for some than the conventional attractions. Neither procreative nor nutritive, perhaps it is the navel's lack of obvious purpose, combined with its audacious, almost arrogant, spot right there in the middle of things, that sucks its admirers in. Belly button aficionados the world over categorize, analyze, and collect images of their sacred objects and the true belly believer could recognize Cindy, Cameron, or Kate as easily by their navels as by their faces. Spears's forebear and role model, Madonna, insists that hers is the "most perfect" and that while poking her finger in it she feels "a nerve in the center" of her body "shoot up" her spine.

In fact, for some the navel may be a little all-too-human, representing a resting point not only on the journey to the netherworld below the belt but also to the sort of hellish depravity that can land one in eternal damnation. When Nicholas Cage slurps tequila from Elizabeth Shue's brimming belly cup, you know that Leaving Las Vegas will end badly for the transgressor. Imitating Shue and Cage's navel maneuvers could land you with a prison record: as a bartender in Milwaukee, Wis., recently discovered when she let customers sample her wares from her omphalian shot glass. Though not technically sexual, the erotic terrain of the navel shifts after puberty, and what is a cute little button on a child becomes, on a teenager, a heated boundary between baby and babe.

Of course, while the adults worry over the lines of midriff demarcation, navel piercing is on the rise, and the malls are rife with bejeweled navels. In her 1991 book Let There Be Clothes, fashion historian Lynn Schnurenberger notes that bare bellies say "look, but don't touch." Spears wasn't even born in 1965 when Annette Funicello had to wear a high-waisted bikini in How to Stuff a Wild Bikini. Apparently at the time Walt Disney insisted that his former Mouseketeer keep her stomach covered. Is it a sign of progress or decay that today another former Mouseketeer's navel is launching countless poster sales and igniting a whole new round of meditation on the belly button?

Endnote: This article first ran on Britannica.com's site when the venerable company was making an attempt to (in the words of one journalist) "make itself more attractive to the young and trendy generation." When the article appeared more than 17 million people attempted to log on to the site over the last month locking up the site's web servers and causing trouble that lasted an entire month. I assume the traffic was prompted more by the accompanying shot of Britney than by my semiotic analysis. Eventually the uproar itself became news and I was quoted all over the world. In Portugal I was an expert on the "umbiago."In short order, Britannica halted its pop cult foray and everyone on staff that I had dealt with disappeared and the article itself became a dead link (no doubt because they were afraid to touch Britney's belly button even virtually).

Deirdre Day-MacLeod has written everything from television commercials for dog biscuits to a dissertation on infanticide in 19th century England. Currently she's working on a collection of short fiction. Her work has appeared on Pop Matters, Taint, Slow Trains, Storyglossia, Pindeldyboz and others.

aFinn

09-11-2006, 6:31am

I knew I shouldn't have entered this thread.... :cry:

You have to ask Bob. Did you know that the pasta Tortellini was invented by a man who fell in love with a beautiful woman's belly button?OMG, I'll never eat Tortellini, this sure took my appetite away http://www.saunalahti.fi/oskarila/sekal/s/yuck.gif

Paul, I think it's time you and I had a talk about a wonderful place that can help you... It's this big building, but you get your own little room with padded walls and ceilings and they'll get you the help you need...A bouncy castle? I love those!:nono:

These forums have lost all sense of respect. I remember a time when threads were treated in a honourable way by the female members, and female belly button worshipping was allowed whilst the female members would talk about things like chocolate, cooking and ironing. I miss those times.:rolleyes: Pail, we need to have a chat.

canoilers

09-11-2006, 6:45am

FinnFreak

09-11-2006, 6:59am

They are quite well known in Sweden and pretty sure in the rest of Scandinavia too, at least Norway and Denmark since we "share" music channels both on radio and tv.

Sure they are hot and sexy, but not my taste otherwise...

:smirk: - ...I guess Finland isn't a part of Scandinavia once again, as I don't think I've ever heared that group mentioned in the media over here... or any of their songs... :huh:

...they are pretty though... ;)

:funny: - ...and that tortellini reference was hilarious..! :biglaugh:

John - :p

SHANIANUTS!

09-11-2006, 1:41pm

Feel free to use the proof as amunition anytime you have to justify any posting of a belly button:

http://www.hancockhouse.com/products/crocou_1_sample.htm

Tortellini is a specialty of an area in Northern Italy called Romagna which encompasses Bologna. Like ravioli, tortellini is a meat and cheese stuffed envelope of pasta, but it's small and ring shaped, and looks like a belly button. A 17th century Bolognese story maintains that tortellini was born when a chef molded his pasta in the navel of a beautiful woman.

Try Wikipedia as well!I hope you didn't miss the refererence to Venus's belly button in the 6th paragraph of the long belly button article I posted:

I found this:

There are a host of names for belly buttons, from "one-eyed Mabel" to "lint catcher." Legend has it the Italian pasta tortellini was created after a voyeuristic chef caught a glimpse of the love goddess Venus's navel ....

melli

09-11-2006, 1:55pm

In fact, even the dolls come complete with belly buttons. Yes, its dolls with dolls.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/srahdoll.jpg

Yeah indeed dolls and dolls and dolls and d...
:p all I can see in your thread is made of plastic and silicone Paul.

captainCorr

09-11-2006, 2:07pm

:p all I can see in your thread is made of plastic and silicone Paul.

:funny::funny:

"I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world.."
(do you ever sing that song Paul? in the shower for example)
:p

randine

09-11-2006, 2:09pm

Yeah indeed dolls and dolls and dolls and d...
:p all I can see in your thread is made of plastic and silicone Paul.

:funny::funny:

"I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world.."

:p

LOL... :biglaugh: that's a good one. Couldn't have said it better. :D

melli

09-11-2006, 2:13pm

Muahaha :biglaugh:...good one Mathias!

SHANIANUTS!

09-11-2006, 2:20pm

I hope you didn't miss the refererence to Venus's belly button in the 6th paragraph of the long belly button article I posted:..this is what we are talking about:
http://www.midilab.com/tristan/aeimages/Louvre%20Venus%20de%20Milo.jpg
http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art32464.asp

SHANIANUTS!

09-11-2006, 2:27pm

...and bellaonline has as its main advertiser:
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/collection/sort/?cgnbr=&basecgnbr=OSMKPZZZZZZ&bn=VSVERMK&sbb=true&rfnbr=3145
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/collection/headers/brandNames/vsvermk_hdr.jpg

Paul

09-11-2006, 5:51pm

:funny::funny:

"I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world.."
(do you ever sing that song Paul? in the shower for example)
:p

No, I prefer singing Dr Jones myself. :p

Paul

09-11-2006, 5:57pm

Yeah indeed dolls and dolls and dolls and d...
:p all I can see in your thread is made of plastic and silicone Paul.

No plastic or silicone in sight, they are all natural. These are the perfect examples of how Hollywood women model themselves on, the surgeons learn by looking. ;)

On a serious note, I don't think people are being fair to them, they all have terrific voices, especially Nadine. The whole girl group thing puts people off without anyone even giving them a chance. I'll bet you all anything Mutt and Shania were very impressed when they heard these girls. And its tough to make it - they were up against hundreds of thousands of others, no audition is ever as hard as that.

Kelly Clarkson gets respect, probably because she's solo and not in a girl group. If you ever get the chance, listen to Nadine belt a song out, very much like Shania singing Somewhere Over The Rainbow at Deerhurst. I'm guessing the group will split in a few years and she'll be the one who keeps going.

SHANIANUTS!

09-11-2006, 6:00pm

No plastic or silicone in sight, they are all natural. These are the perfect examples of how Hollywood women model themselves on, the surgeons learn by looking. ;)

On a serious note, I don't think people are being fair to them, they all have terrific voices, especially Nadine. The whole girl group thing puts people off without anyone even giving them a chance. I'll bet you all anything Mutt and Shania were very impressed when they heard these girls. And its tough to make it - they were up against hundreds of thousands of others, no audition is ever as hard as that.

Kelly Clarkson gets respect, probably because she's solo and not in a girl group. If you ever get the chance, listen to Nadine belt a song out, very much like Shania singing Somewhere Over The Rainbow at Deerhurst. I'm guessing the group will split in a few years and she'll be the one who keeps going.Professor please give us some links to listen to these wonderful creatures.:love:

randine

09-11-2006, 6:06pm

No plastic or silicone in sight, they are all natural. These are the perfect examples of how Hollywood women model themselves on, the surgeons learn by looking. ;)

uhm, have you proofed that it's no plastic or silicone? :p :D

Paul

09-11-2006, 6:07pm

Gimme a minute...

melli

09-11-2006, 6:08pm

Yeah, I don't believe that lol...do you have any proofs? :p

Paul

09-11-2006, 6:08pm

uhm, have you proofed that it's no plastic or silicone? :p :D

How can I do that?!!:huh: Now people have to prove they dont rather than they do? This isn't Hollywood. Just look at pics when they weren't famous I guess. Actually, Nicola, with the red hair is always put down as being not so good looking by the press which is very cruel, she's not exactly bad looking.

randine

09-11-2006, 6:08pm

Gimme a minute...

:biglaugh: can't wait for the report...

SHANIANUTS!

09-11-2006, 6:10pm

Gimme a minute......muchas gracias..ignore their detractors...they know not what they speak of...real men know fake from real...:funny:

SHANIANUTS!

09-11-2006, 6:12pm

How can I do that?!!:huh: Now people have to prove they dont rather than they do? This isn't Hollywood. Just look at pics when they weren't famous I guess. Actually, Nicola, with the red hair is always put down as being not so good looking by the press which is very cruel, she's not exactly bad looking.:huh:...I can't believe the crassness and audacity of their detractors...:shocked:

SHANIANUTS!

09-11-2006, 6:26pm

[quote=Paul;826854]OK, I will be amazed if people can criticize these. These are completely raw and live performances.

Nadine, before fame:

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quote]..she is magnificent..what a great voice and poise beyond her years..do you have links to their GA record clips?

captainCorr

09-11-2006, 6:31pm

I'm sorry Paul - but aren't we breaking the rules here..:uhh:
'Coz I was told no YouTube linking was allowed on this board (in terms of TV performances etc.)..

Paul

09-11-2006, 6:35pm

I'm sorry Paul - but aren't we breaking the rules here..:uhh:
'Coz I was told no YouTube linking was allowed on this board (in terms of TV performances etc.)..

I'm not sure, these are promo videos not TV shows, you might have to ask Marika. There are lots of threads going showing YouTube clips and nobody has said anything. I understand you might be worried about catching "the disease", but its not so bad once you have it...

I'll check and see what we can and can't post with regards to YouTube, we need to know.

Paul

09-11-2006, 6:39pm

OK I'm deleting these recent links, whilst trying to see what can and can't be posted. Sorry folks.

Paul

09-11-2006, 6:43pm

OK I'm afraid I can't post any links here, as it would be re-broadcasting form music channels. I think we need some kind of black and white rule laying down, as sites such as YouTube give the impression it is allowed. I would imagine any YouTube linking is not allowed if this is the case.

I'll let you know.

Sorry it appears you are going to have to discover the treasures that are Girls Aloud performances another way. :(

SHANIANUTS!

09-11-2006, 6:43pm

Girls Aloud - I'll Stand By You Acapella

I love this version much more..

SHANIANUTS!

09-11-2006, 6:44pm

SHANIANUTS!

09-11-2006, 6:46pm

:huh:...I can't believe the crassness and audacity of their detractors...:shocked:..and now we are even muzzling their sterling voices..:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Paul

09-11-2006, 6:51pm

Girls Aloud - I'll Stand By You Acapella

I love this version much more..

As Shania would say, not just a pretty face.

I can't recommend anyone using or linking any upload sites, I suggest looking at the official record company sites to get more information, and possibly hear legal performances. What I can do is recommend them!

SHANIANUTS!

09-11-2006, 7:29pm

It certainly is. These sites are such a big part of the internet, yet they do clash with the rules of these forums. Yet it could be the same with photographs...

All I can say unless something changes we don't post links to upload sites. Thanks for pointing it out, I never gave it a second thought, its almost like YouTube is so accepted it feels ok to use it. I guess they should be dealt with if they are allowing illegal broadcasting and copyrighting to happen, but that is not for us to think about, I guess we have to take care of our own message board and play it safe.

That's the internet for you!Here is a totally Kosher link, to clips from What Will the Neighbours Say?
http://www.amazon.com/What-Will-Neighbours-Girls-Aloud/dp/B0006AZE00/ref=pd_bxgy_m_img_b/103-8129866-0972646?ie=UTF8
http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0006AZE00.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1116385381_.jpg

SHANIANUTS!

09-11-2006, 7:30pm

..and the review..

Editorial Reviews
Product Description
Since forming at the end of 2002, Girls Aloud have created their own brand of electro-pop chic. During the past year, while releasing a trio of top three singles, they have also been working on the follow-up to their debut album ‘Sound Of The Underground’. The result is brimming with the same brand of amused knowingness and louche sexiness as its predecessor and features the biggest party single of last year, ‘Jump’, plus ‘The Show’, ‘Love Machine’ and their forthcoming Christmas ballad, ‘I’ll Stand By You’. Includes 2 UK bonus tracks 'I Say A Prayer For You' & '100 Different Ways'. Polydor. 2004.

SHANIANUTS!

09-11-2006, 7:34pm

Sound of the Underground [ENHANCED] [EXTRA TRACKS] [IMPORT]
Editorial Reviews
Product Description
Updated version of the UK girl group's 2003 debut album omits three tracks but adds six more, 'Jump', 'Girls On Film' (UK bonus track), 'You Freak Me Out', 'Sound Of The Underground' (Video), 'No Good Advice' (Video), & 'Life Got Cold' (Video). Polydor.

http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0000V3Q64.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1116088893_.jpg

Paul

09-11-2006, 7:38pm

Well the best way is to see them perform, the albums can seem very polished and a lot of their songs are very uptempo. To appreciate their talent, you need to hear and see them sing live, or singing Acappela to see that they have stunning voices.

When people knock Shania, people here don't like that. Shania is enormously talented, very humble and modest. She lives for her music, and cares for her fans.

Nadine Coyle all her life has only ever wanted to perform because of her love for music. She recently insisted that her group perform in her home city of Derry, arguing with everyone because of how strongly she felt about wanting to give something to her home fans. She got her way. She isn't in it for the money, the fame or the attention, she just loves music. Who does that remind you of?

I think the group wil last a few more years and then split - they'll probably burn out, they have released 3 albums in 3 years and constantly toured. But don't be surprised to see a certain Nadine Coyle continue as a solo artist beyond that...the next Shania? And maybe one or two of the others.

Paul

09-11-2006, 7:43pm

Nadine also won the Irish version of "Pop Idol". She risked her career by entering again against everyone's advice.....and won.

SHANIANUTS!

09-11-2006, 8:35pm

What third album?

Paul

09-11-2006, 8:40pm

"Chemistry", I think there's a Greatest Hits coming soon too.

The cover is my avatar...

SHANIANUTS!

09-11-2006, 9:11pm

"Chemistry", I think there's a Greatest Hits coming soon too.

The cover is my avatar.....ah yes..

http://www.amazon.com/Chemistry-Girls-Aloud/dp/B000BR657Y/sr=1-2/qid=1158019695/ref=pd_bbs_2/103-8129866-0972646?ie=UTF8&s=music
Editorial Reviews
Product Description
With "Chemistry" Sarah, Nicola, Nadine, Kimberley and Cheryl have Made a Quirky British Pop Album. In a Genre Where Girl Bands Dream of Being Destiny¿s Vogue, Girls Aloud have Made an Album that Reflects What It¿s Like to Be a 20-something Girl Living in the UK. There's Attitude ("Models") There's Heartbreak ("Whole Lotta History") and There's Sauciness ("Watch Me Go"). Make No Mistake this is a 24-carot Solid Gold Pop Album but Thrown Into the Mix Are Snatches of Rock, House, Electro, Salsa, Rap and Ska. The Album Has Been Made by Breaking the Rules on What You Can Do with Pop. Who Said You Can't have Two Choruses in One Song Or Three Different Sounds in Another?

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000BR657Y.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1135254061_.jpght tp://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000BYY1BE.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1135256057_.jpg

SHANIANUTS!

09-11-2006, 9:12pm

..they look a little like Desperate Housewives..;)

shaniagal

09-11-2006, 9:14pm

Yeah in that second one they do LMAO

SHANIANUTS!

09-11-2006, 9:18pm

I bet they ain't too familiar with kitchens...;)

But singin' like they do they can be forgiven.

I would like them to do some Celtic tunes in the ancient ways...can you put in a word with their producers Paul?

shaniagal

09-11-2006, 9:21pm

no, Paul's too busy stalking them, he needs a rest.

SHANIANUTS!

09-11-2006, 9:25pm

I hear he is formulating a plan of attack on the Anti-GirlsAloud Club...

Paul

09-11-2006, 10:02pm

That's the bonus disc version, with Xmas songs on. :D

Paul

09-12-2006, 8:29am

Well hot off the press.....

http://site.voila.fr/willyoung/promosko.JPG

Brand new single Something kinda ooh (23th October) from The best of Girls Aloud : The Greatest Hits (30th October).

And the video is being filmed as we speak, right now, here today! :D

Just thought you'd all wanna know that. So you can book holidays etc around that time.....:p

Troll

09-12-2006, 2:17pm

Paul

09-12-2006, 3:25pm

Tweedy takes top spot in WAGS XI (Teamtalk)

Ashley Cole's wife Cheryl Tweedy has topped a poll of best-looking footballers' WAGS, with Posh Spice struggling to make the bench

Football fans were asked to choose a Real Footballers' Wives XI and vote for the most gorgeous partner.

SEGA commissioned the poll to coincide with the release of Lets Make A Soccer Team. And leading the Premiership charge with 16% of the vote was Girls Aloud beauty Tweedy, who was also named favourite World Cup WAG by TEAMtalk's hard-working editorial team.

Coming in second place with plenty of va-va-voom and 14% was Thierry Henry's wife Nicole Merry. Cry baby Cristiano Ronaldo's sexy girlfriend Merche Romero made it into third place with a sizable 12% of the vote.

Brazilian legend Ronaldo sees his other half, Susana Werner, make it to fourth place with an 11% show of hands - and Steven Gerard's stunner Alex Curran came in at fifth place with 10% of football fans voting for her.

Unfortunately for Victoria Beckham, she has to settle for 90 minutes on the subs' bench as she struggled into the squad at number 12 with a mere 2% of the people's vote.

WAGS First XI:

1 Cheryl Tweedy (Ashley Cole, Chelsea) 16%.

2 Nicole Merry (Thierry Henry, Arsenal) 14%.

3 Merche Romero (Cristiano Ronaldo, Manchester United) 12%.

4 Susana Werner (Ronaldo, Real Madrid) 11%.

5 Alex Curran (Steven Gerrard, Liverpool) 10%.

6 Toni Poole (John Terry, Chelsea) 9%.

7 Carly Zucker (Joe Cole, Chelsea) 9%.

8 Abigail Clancy (Peter Crouch, Liverpool) 6%.

9 Melanie Slade (Theo Walcott, Arsenal) 5%.

10 Colleen Mcloughlin (Wayne Rooney, Manchester United) 3%.

11 Elen Rives (Frank Lampard, Chelsea) 3%.

12 Victoria Beckham (David Beckham, Real Madrid) 2%.

shaniagal

09-12-2006, 5:15pm

Noting the fact that she's married, so you can't have her Paul, so there is no point to this thread.

FinnFreak

09-12-2006, 5:20pm

I agree the mods need to decide if we can link to youtube or if we can't.

I don't see what's unclear about this: YouTube offers a video clip distribution service.

A small percentage of the material is suitable for younger viewers.

Some are submitted without permission from the copyright holders.

And the rest is of highly questionable nature.

We're not allowing links to YouTube.

That is all...

John - :)

Paul

09-12-2006, 6:42pm

Noting the fact that she's married, so you can't have her Paul, so there is no point to this thread.

Who said anything about Cheryl? Nadine isn't married. And she's very lovely. OK if thats your arguement Shania is married, so is there no point to all the Shania threads, if so I think we have a problem. ;)

Marine

09-12-2006, 7:37pm

What the hell is Girls Aloud?

Paul

09-12-2006, 7:45pm

All is explained here, my friend. Your life is about to change. :p

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girls_Aloud

captainCorr

09-12-2006, 8:11pm

What the hell is Girls Aloud?
Believe me: you don't want to know..:nono:

Paul

09-12-2006, 8:21pm

Marine

09-12-2006, 8:25pm

Couple are cute; not ones I'd wanna marry, though...maybe for something else.

Mizery1

09-12-2006, 8:26pm

http://www.mizery1.com/chimp.gif

captainCorr

09-12-2006, 8:27pm

http://www.mizery1.com/chimp.gif
My thoughts exactly..:nono:
(hmm, the monkey's faster than the smiley :p)

Marine

09-12-2006, 8:30pm

Here's a band with some chicks you can get into, Paul...

Introducing the Horrorpops:

http://funkyjunkfarms.com/john/locations/images/horrorpops_trails.jpg

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e72/twiggyimon/horrorpops.jpg

Paul

09-12-2006, 8:36pm

Thanks anyway, not my type. Not a belly button in sight and only four eyes shared amongst three girls for that matter....

Paul

09-12-2006, 8:39pm

....having said that, eye patches would go quite well in the girls "men" thread. Plenty of scruffy pirates in there. Ooh arghhhhh......

SHANIANUTS!

09-12-2006, 8:39pm

My thoughts exactly..:nono:
(hmm, the monkey's faster than the smiley :p)...that is a chimp (an ape)...they are always quick and nimble...:funny:....sort of like you in the Shaniaquizzes..

Marine

09-12-2006, 8:43pm

Thanks anyway, not my type. Not a belly button in sight and only four eyes shared amongst three girls for that matter....

Haha. At least they play good music...maybe you gotta be a rockabilly/psychobilly to get it. They're awesome live.

....having said that, eye patches would go quite well in the girls "men" thread. Plenty of scruffy pirates in there. Ooh arghhhhh......

Pirates? http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/new3d/confused.gif

SHANIANUTS!

09-12-2006, 8:44pm

PLEASE feel free to post your Girls Aloud belly button and midriff photographs, video captures, hyperlinks, cartoons, drawings, wallpapers and belly button trivia etc. here.

.......such as these............

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/s2.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/s1.jpgI am not positive mi amigo Pablo but I think this is where you might have gone wrong.

If you want people to believe you are into their music and talent and not their looks (and belly buttons etc) you don't start a new thread introducing them here like this...you do this like I did...when you are sure the multitudes here like them or love their music...then and only then do you show their physical attributes including numerous belly button poses....keep this is mind for the future...:funny::funny::funny:

Paul

09-12-2006, 9:06pm

shaniagal

09-12-2006, 9:25pm

Who said anything about Cheryl? Nadine isn't married. And she's very lovely. OK if thats your arguement Shania is married, so is there no point to all the Shania threads, if so I think we have a problem. ;)

But isn't Nadine dating Jesse Metcalf?

SHANIANUTS!

09-12-2006, 10:27pm

Wasn't this:

http://www.shaniasplace.com/Video%20Pages/videos/jpg/930205_What%20Made%20You%20Say%20That/jpgs/930205_WMYST_07.jpg

most people's first glimpse of Shania?

The belly button is the perfect intro! :p...I believe she was singing "What Made You Say That" during that video and her belly button played a minor supporting role...:D

canoilers

09-13-2006, 1:39am

....having said that, eye patches would go quite well in the girls "men" thread. Plenty of scruffy pirates in there. Ooh arghhhhh......Must be those Prairie Pirates, we don't have boats just cars. :p

Haha. At least they play good music...maybe you gotta be a rockabilly/psychobilly to get it. They're awesome live.

Pirates? http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/new3d/confused.gifI should check them out, thanks for the info. A prairie pirate band, will wonders ever cease. :p

Wasn't this:

http://www.shaniasplace.com/Video%20Pages/videos/jpg/930205_What%20Made%20You%20Say%20That/jpgs/930205_WMYST_07.jpg

most people's first glimpse of Shania?

The belly button is the perfect intro! :pThats the bar all others are measured against. :D She set the standard for all others. :D

Paul

09-13-2006, 6:22am

But isn't Nadine dating Jesse Metcalf?

The guy from Desperate Housewives? No, they get it mixed up, we go on double dates. Sometimes people think I'm going out with Eva Longoria, ridiculous....:p

Paul

09-13-2006, 7:20pm

For those of you who aren't scared that you might like them and are prepared to give them a chance, here's a link to some videos we're allowed to link to.....

http://search.uk.music.yahoo.com/search/?m=video&p=Girls+Aloud

For a couple of beautiful ballads I suggest Whole Lotta History and I'll Stand By You. For something a bit more upbeat go for Love Machine or No Good Advice. If, like Mathias, you prefer something a bit more devilish, go for Long Hot Summer. :p

captainCorr

09-13-2006, 7:21pm

Hey now! :funny::funny:

Don't worry..I won't fall for that..;)

Paul

09-13-2006, 7:26pm

I believe you....;)

Paul

09-14-2006, 1:23am

Just a selection of the posts from female members "ruining" the thread, seeing as though we can't touch theirs!

hm... then you should not only post pictures of Girls Aloud ;) maybe...

In a Girls Aloud thread? :huh:

Uh, are these creepos like european Pussycat Dolls?

OMG I found a picture of you on the internet...

http://www.craftamerica.com/images/products/6545_pail_galvanized.jpg

dang, you caught on! I guess we'll have to go back to the original subject...

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c163/dadbag77/hot-man.jpg

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f42/mygoodmojo/hunk15.jpg

Edit: OOops...accidentally posted this pic in the wrong thread

Alright, alright, back to the girlies with the next to no clothes and bellybuttons showing...

http://xa1.xanga.com/78eb63616963046523706/b31370893.jpg

Ah! Perfect, Jenn, that's just what I needed to throw up in every time a see this thread! You saved my carpet!

Yeah indeed dolls and dolls and dolls and d...
:p all I can see in your thread is made of plastic and silicone Paul.

So as we can see, you've not interferred in this thread at all...... if you hate it so much....don't keep coming in! If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Unlike Nadine who seems very comfortable in the kitchen.....:p

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/n1.jpg

shaniagal

09-15-2006, 8:30pm

I read an interview in Cosomopolitain which featured Nadine showering praises and saying how much she loved Jesse Metcalfe. I guess you'll just have to settle for another kitchen-savvy lady. What a pity.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Eva/eva-longoria_net-fhm2004outtakes-04.jpg

SevenUp!

09-15-2006, 8:48pm

I guess you'll just have to settle for another kitchen-savvy lady. What a pity.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Eva/eva-longoria_net-fhm2004outtakes-04.jpg

Yes, that is too bad...we'll just have to suffer! :p :D

Paul

09-16-2006, 9:43am

History shows that the mighty Girls Aloud predicted there would be problems resulting from their success in the lyrics to their song Love Machine.

We're living in two tribes
And heading for war.

And so after an emergency meeting between world leaders, forums leaders and peacemakers, (and pacemaker-makers), the 2006 treaty has been drawn up to save the world as we know it.

This will now become the Official Girls Aloud thread, nobody may post negatively in it and other artists threads (although second in line) must be respected. In turn I will not start new Girls Aloud threads unless they work directly with Shania and Mutt, as the Corrs did. Which isn't all that bad because they aren't bad looking, as Terry Wogan says, for a bag of spanners. :funny:

shaniagal

09-16-2006, 9:52am

^okay that sounds good Paul. Does the Eva L. thing count as negativity?

Paul

09-16-2006, 9:54am

I didn't know there were any words to go with that picture, I was too busy looking at it. We have that in our student house, how did you get a picture of our cleaner anyway? :huh:

canoilers

09-16-2006, 9:55am

Yeah where did you get that picture of me, I thought I had that burnt. :p

shaniagal

09-16-2006, 10:10am

Oh, I have my ways (i.e. I'm a stalker)

SevenUp!

09-16-2006, 12:29pm

lol!! :biglaugh:

Paul

09-16-2006, 1:00pm

If anyone is actually interested, or maybe would like to hear their chart hits, they have a greatest hits album out soon:

New Releases On The Way!

A brand new single, album and DVD are coming your way very soon!

The first single off the Girls' next album, 'Something Kinda Oooh', hits the stores on 23rd October. Radio 1 gave the single its first ever airing on Tuesday and it went down an absolute storm.

Then on 30th October, the album The Sound Of Girls Aloud: The Greatest Hits will be released, crammed full of all of the Girls' brilliant singles as well as some extra tracks. There'll also be a special limited edition version featuring a bonus disc with unreleased rarities, demos and other goodies!

And on the same day you'll also be able to get you hands on the fab live DVD, shot at Wembley Arena during the Chemistry tour.

I just heard the new single, its very upbeat and a bit clubby. It should do well, its a bit like "Knock on Wood" but crazier, it should do well, over here anyway.

shaniagal

09-16-2006, 1:47pm

Okay, I'll admit her outfit is nice in this pic:
http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/startracks/060904/jessie_metcalf.jpg

Paul

09-16-2006, 2:45pm

:shocked:

captainCorr

09-16-2006, 3:39pm

Which isn't all that bad because they aren't bad looking, as Terry Wogan says, for a bag of spanners. :funny:

:funny::funny:
Too bad they're so plain, eh? ;)

shaniagal

09-17-2006, 2:15pm

:shocked:

is that because

a) I said something somewhat nice about GA
b) Nadine is cheating on you :p
c) you actually think the outfit is ugly

Paul

09-17-2006, 2:19pm

(a) Correct
(b) It's not a recent pic
(c) Impossible

shaniagal

09-17-2006, 3:12pm

a) well, savour it
b) actually it is

canoilers

09-17-2006, 4:09pm

Oh, I have my ways (i.e. I'm a stalker)So that you hanging out behind my bushes, which means that must be Shania behind the garage. :p

shaniagal

09-17-2006, 6:20pm

Ah, I'll just say it......I'm Shania. There. It's out. I feel the weight off my shoulders.

Paul

09-17-2006, 8:37pm

I couldn't decide which one to marry so...

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/292026128_l-1.jpg

From the left; Nicola (washing), Sarah (cleaning), Kimberley (ironing), Cheryl (car mechanic), and Nadine (baths).

And you didn't believe me about the baths. Shame on you.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/nadinecoylesleazenationshoot20.jpg

captainCorr

09-18-2006, 1:47pm

I made my mind! I know which one I want to marry....:D

.
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....
.....
......
.......
........
.......
......
.....
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Here's a clue....;)

http://www.thecorrsmisc.com/gallery/data/media/9/09018.jpg

Paul

09-18-2006, 6:26pm

We could start a Girls in Baths thread...

Although better that someone else does it than me I think...

captainCorr

09-18-2006, 6:35pm

Marika? ;)

Paul

09-18-2006, 6:40pm

http://www.shaniasplace.com/Video%20Pages/videos/jpg/950426_Any%20Man/jpgs/950426_AMOM_56.jpg

captainCorr

09-18-2006, 6:46pm

Aww, how lovely..:love:

Talking 'bout lovely........

http://www.gallery.disfrutaloscorrs.com/data/media/31/what-can-i-do-11.jpg

*sigh*

Mizery1

09-18-2006, 7:04pm

I made my mind! I know which one I want to marry....:D[/IMG]
Gotta get thru me first. :p

Aww, how lovely..:love:

Talking 'bout lovely........
Yes we can be talking about how lovely she is but wrong thread.

Paul

09-18-2006, 7:20pm

So who is your favourite? :p

Sarah:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/139mv.jpg

Cheryl:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/123bv.jpg

Nicola:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/110rj.jpg

Nadine:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/105ug.jpg

Kimberley:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/098hs.jpg

captainCorr

09-19-2006, 8:01am

I'll pick #7! :D

FinnFreak

09-19-2006, 8:22am

canoilers

09-19-2006, 10:09am

Heres on of my favourite Bellies in the world, Krista Allen in all her glory. :D

http://d1268247.u31.mygisol.com/Krista_Allen/krista_allen1.jpg

Troll

09-19-2006, 10:20am

canoilers

09-19-2006, 1:01pm

I'd have to go with a toss up between Kimberly and Cheryl.

shaniagal

09-19-2006, 5:36pm

Other than the first one those outfits are nice.

Paul

09-20-2006, 11:20am

Some interesting choices, seems people like different girls. BTW Sarah is the only single one, surprisingly.

Paul

09-21-2006, 2:38pm

A couple of Sarah pics...

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/fhm_out_6.jpg

There's that spacesuit again...

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/sazngapromo2.jpg

SHANIANUTS!

09-21-2006, 3:13pm

I thought these gals were singers...they look to be more models...what is goin' on?!

Paul

09-21-2006, 4:19pm

Sarah is quite stunning, I think most men prefer her out of the group.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/2694151309533108sdsmall.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/ellestyleawards80kjsmall.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/partay7.jpg

Alex

09-23-2006, 5:31pm

I've really missed about those really hot and nice girls pics. They're just nice. Thanks so much for all of those pics:D

Paul

09-23-2006, 7:22pm

I just watched the FHM top 20 most beautiful women in music programme, as voted for by British readers. 5 members of Girls Aloud were in the top 20. :D Sadly no Shania, but maybe surprisingly (or not) no Britney, Kylie, Madonna, or Mariah.

Cheryl came in first ahead of Beyonce....

So maybe time for some Cheryl worship!

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/5669kv0lo3si7sj1pc.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/cherylsunwhite.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/cheryltweedymopridebritain0525.jpg

Paul

09-23-2006, 7:23pm

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/cheryltweedymowakemeuphmvcdsig.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/img_var_chez12.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/img_var_chez13.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/img_var_chez18.jpg

Paul

09-23-2006, 7:25pm

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/new_hq_chez1.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/v-hq-chez5.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/v-hq-chez7.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/v-hq-chez11.jpg

Troll

09-23-2006, 11:02pm

More lovely pics.

Paul

09-23-2006, 11:20pm

More lovely pics.

What, you want more lovely pics? Ok if you insist! :funny:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/v-hq-chez5.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/v-hq-chez7.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/2cd74cheryltweedymoashbday04mh.jpg

Paul

09-23-2006, 11:23pm

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/3df02cheryltweedymowakemeupcds.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/aug05-c1.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/c1.jpg

Paul

09-23-2006, 11:24pm

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/c12.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/nsc1.jpg

SHANIANUTS!

09-24-2006, 12:11am

:funny: ...Shania's BeLlY bUtToN Thread is enjoying this upstart thread very much...:funny:

Alex

09-24-2006, 12:47am

More new hot stuff:p:p

Troll

09-24-2006, 10:15am

Lovely girls.

Paul

09-24-2006, 12:46pm

I just realised that Girls Aloud are very educational, they have an album called Chemistry, a single called Biology and another called A Whole Lotta History!

If school were only that good!

Big Swede

09-24-2006, 12:51pm

And they sometimes even wear schoolgirl outfits. ;) :funny:

captainCorr

09-24-2006, 1:28pm

Wow..one of a million similiarities with Britney..:shocked: :p

shaniagal

09-24-2006, 1:37pm

^ ah, the ever talented and un-trailer park Britney! :p

Paul

09-24-2006, 1:40pm

Wow..one of a million similiarities with Britney..:shocked: :p

Maybe I should have paid more attention to her then....care to name the other 999,999?

Anyway it looks like people are invading the Girls Aloud thread, doesn't that break the treaty? I can think of a whole lot of threads which could be brightened up with some of my nice pics in! ;)

Paul

09-24-2006, 1:41pm

...and I do have quite a lot! :funny:

shaniagal

09-24-2006, 1:46pm

We didn't invade the thread with pictures, simply opinions. ;)

Paul

09-24-2006, 1:54pm

I could start doing that too then....seeing as though that's ok. ;)

I'm very interested to hear more about the Britney comment. Anyway who ever would complain about beautiful women in school uniforms!!! :p

shaniagal

09-24-2006, 2:14pm

*raises hand* me! I have a problem with "beautiful women" in school uniforms.

Paul

09-24-2006, 2:18pm

Well ok you keep your men in school uniforms in your thread and we carry on as normal here. :p

In fact lets add some maids uniforms...:p

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/totpmagposter.jpg

shaniagal

09-24-2006, 3:15pm

Who is that second from the right? She's having a bad hair day.

;) happy now?

Paul

09-24-2006, 3:25pm

That's uncalled for.....if I did that in girls thread there would be uproar! So she took one bad picture......:rolleyes:

Anyway lets concentrate on the positives from that pic - Sarah, Nadine, Cheryl and maids uniforms. :p

shaniagal

09-24-2006, 3:31pm

If I were to pick (not in a lesbian but a "who's pretty" or "who would I like to look like" way) the nicest looking I'd say Nicola.

Paul

09-24-2006, 3:31pm

I don't think its nice to call someone "massively ugly". I think that kind of violates the agreement we had, if people are gonna post here it can't be like that.

Anyway if you need convincing here's Sarah. She's gorgeous...

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/melmanshania2/Girls%20Aloud/totpmagpostersarah.jpg

shaniagal

09-24-2006, 3:33pm

okay, I'm sorry. I'll change the post. :( *hugs to paul and his fandom of GA*

but Nicola is the best looking imo. still. Sarah just looks generic blonde to me. Like a Paris Hilton/Pamela Anderson type.

shaniagal

09-24-2006, 3:36pm

Here. As an "I'm Sorry" gift I'll make you an icon or wallpaper of GA if you want. Just give me a pic.

Paul

09-24-2006, 3:36pm

OK I forgive you. But Sarah is all natural, a lovely northern girl. :D In fact they are all from the north, just a coiincidence.

Sarah- Manchester
Nadine - Derry, N. Ireland
Nicola - Runcorn (Liverpool)
Kimberley - Bradford
Cheryl - Newcastle

I'm sure everyone feels better knowing this completely useless information. :funny:

Paul

09-24-2006, 3:37pm

Here. As an "I'm Sorry" gift I'll make you an icon or wallpaper of GA if you want. Just give me a pic.

Crikey you must really feel guilty! :funny: It's ok you don't have to do that...;)

shaniagal

09-24-2006, 3:41pm

shaniagal

09-24-2006, 3:42pm

BTW, I think Nicola still is very natural looking. Her face is very sweet and innocent compared to the rest.

Paul

09-24-2006, 3:53pm

Okay. If you really want one I'd be happy to do it though. I'm always taking av and wall requests.

"crikey"!! That's the cutest little british thing I've ever heard! Aww! *pats Paul's little British head* http://www.smileyarena.com/emoticons/Packs/British/flag_happy.gif

:huh:

BTW, I think Nicola still is very natural looking. Her face is very sweet and innocent compared to the rest.

You're probably right there, she's the best behaved although I saw her drunk the other day and it was scarey...although the press don't like her, they make out she's not anywhere as attractive as the others. She's got a very sweet voice too, I like her.

Cheryl is definately the least innocent. She speaks her mind way too much, she's going to actually have a fight with Charlotte Church when they next see each other. Should be interesting. :D

shaniagal

09-24-2006, 3:59pm

:huh:

heeehee! British people are adorable! I'd post examples but I wouldn't want to mess up your thread (not agreeing to the contract), so I'll start a new thread!

You're probably right there, she's the best behaved although I saw her drunk the other day and it was scarey...although the press don't like her, they make out she's not anywhere as attractive as the others. She's got a very sweet voice too, I like her.

Cheryl is definately the least innocent. She speaks her mind way too much, she's going to actually have a fight with Charlotte Church when they next see each other. Should be interesting. :D

I read about Cheryl attacking this lady and getting community service and never apoligizing or something. And apparently she showed "no remorse". Tsk, tsk.

Cheryl vs. Charlotte Church - celebrity deathmatch!! :D

Troll

09-24-2006, 4:05pm

Paul

09-24-2006, 4:07pm

I read about Cheryl attacking this lady and getting community service and never apoligizing or something. And apparently she showed "no remorse". Tsk, tsk.

Cheryl vs. Charlotte Church - celebrity deathmatch!! :D

She was drunk...no excuse though. The Cheryl v Charlotte war has been going on for ages, its amazing:

The war between soft-spoken Welsh soprano Charlotte Church & ladylike singer Cheryl Tweedy of Girls Aloud (who was convicted of assaulting a toilet attendant in 2003) began last summer, when Tweedy accused Church of ripping off her group:

"Cheryl reckons Charlotte's album is a carbon copy of a lot of Girls Aloud material. She says Charlotte has no originality & reckons she is trying to copy the image that made them a chart success."

Charlotte hit back: "Girls Aloud wouldn't be able to sing Crazy Chick if they possibly tried. They just don't have the range, darling. And when they've sold as many records as me, then they can comment ... Maybe Cheryl is bitter."

Later: "Unlike Cheryl & the girls, I have co-written seven of my album tracks. I fail to find how that means I have copied their sound. I always admired & respected the girls but now, if they want to attack, I won't hit back. I mean, I haven't resorted to wearing short skirts & dating a footballer to get into the charts, now, have I?" (referring to Cheryl's bf Ashley Cole; in fact, Charlotte's bf Gavin Henson is also a football player)

As a diversion, Charlotte took time out to attack Russian pop tarts t.a.t.u.: "They just sound ****. And one of them's a minger as well, their single's awful."

In response, t.a.t.u.'s Katina threatened to kill Charlotte: "I will murder her. She should come to Moscow & I will shoot her in the head. No one has heard of her in my country - yet where she lives, everyone knows who we are. She must be very careful with her big mouth because bad things can happen to people."

Feeling left out, Cheryl jumped back in: "Charlotte's a nasty little piece of work with a fat head. Her publicity stunts slagging everyone off haven't worked. I don't know who her & her scabby boyfriend think they are. He's a posing idiot who looks like a girl. And she's not even gorgeous."

Charlotte responded by referring to Girls Aloud's latest single Biology: "I heard a rough demo & I did not think it was hit potential for me, it's ideal for the girls though."

Cheryl: "Poppycock. She has never heard it, she is just worried that we will land yet another number one when she has not had one yet." Later, Cheryl said she agreed with t.a.t.u. that Charlotte should be bumped off.

Perhaps feeling she'd gone too far, Cheryl then took the high road: "We actually really like Charlotte Church. She was saying some really nasty things & I'm not the kind of person who sits there & lets people slate us. So I said something back - which I probably shouldn't - about her boyfriend."
This truce lasted until Church's Walker's Crisps commercial, of which Cheryl said: "The one where she's stuffing her face? I think that's very appropriate!"

And most recently, Cheryl on running into Charlotte: "She didn’t say anything to me. I think she was frightened. She shouldn’t be so mouthy then, should she? If she’s going to be mouthy, back your mouth up & we’ll have a conversation face to face."

Your serve, Charlotte...

I wont name the website I found that on but it pretty much sums it all up. It's hilarious...

shaniagal

09-24-2006, 4:11pm

Okaaaay.....:huh:.....

I opened my Brit fanclub!

Paul

09-24-2006, 4:27pm

OK I'm not going to post in there, its wrong to post in your own tribute thread. I have to say on behalf of my countymen that I'm very honoured, in a Hugh Grant style voice.

shaniagal

09-24-2006, 4:41pm

Paul

09-24-2006, 4:46pm

LOL I love Hugh Grant. Ah, so hot. Especially the accent. I swear, British terms are the sweetest and funniest things ever...

anyways, back to GA. I was in that thread about posting the first person you could think of from that place, and for N. Ireland (even back in 2004) you chose Nadine Coyle!!! :uhh:

The signs were always there...:p

There was a film he was in, Love Actually. Can't remember who had a number one hit from that soundtrack.....;) :p He even appears in their video, where the girls break into 10 Downing Street and start erm listening through the wall and drinking his drinks (he's the Prime Minister in the movie). Then they show him doing this hillarious sideways dance down one of the corridors. :funny:

Yeah he's pretty funny. Can't believe he cheated on Liz Hurley like that, what was he thinking?! :huh:

matty

09-24-2006, 4:48pm

Wow..one of a million similiarities with Britney..:shocked: :p

Lol.

I must really be missing something with these gals. Infact I'll go as far as saying Britney is more talented and hotter than this lot ;) :p

http://www.gobritney.com/albums/0404/04/miami/normal_3150395_10.jpg

shaniagal

09-24-2006, 4:52pm

Yeah he's pretty funny. Can't believe he cheated on Liz Hurley like that, what was he thinking?! :huh:

Exactly what Nadine was thinking when she cheated on you :p;)