Mr Tele Caster
12-09-2006, 11:34am
I found this on another Message Board..........
1, I PREFER BREASTS TO LEGS
2, TYING THE LEGS TOGETHER KEEPS THE INSIDE MOIST
3, SMOTHER THE BUTTER ALL OVER THE BREASTS
4, IF I DONT UNDO MY TROUSERS ILL BURST
5, IVE NEVER SEEN A BETTER SPREAD
6, IM IN THE MOOD FOR A LITTLE DARK MEAT
7, ARE YOU READY FOR SECONDS YET ?
8, ITS A LITTLE DRY , DO YOU STILL WANT TO EAT IT ?
9, JUST WAIT YOUR TURN , YOULL GET SOME!
10, DONT PLAY WITH YOUR MEAT
11, STUFF IT UP BETWEEN THE LEGS AS FAR AS IT WILL GO
12, DO YOU THINK YOULL BE ABLE TO HANDLE ALL THOSE PEOPLE AT ONCE?
13, I DIDNT EXPECT EVERYONE TO COME AT THE SAME TIME
14, YOU STILL HAVE A LITLE BIT ON YOUR CHIN
15, HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE AFTER YOU PUT IT IN ?
16, YOULL KNOW ITS READY WHEN IT POPS UP
17, JUST PULL THE END AND WAIT FOR THE BANG
18, THATS THE BIGGEST BIRD IVE EVER HAD
19, IM SO FULL IVE BEEN GOBBLIN NUTS ALL MORNING
20, WOW, I DIDNT THINK I COULD HANDLE THAT AND STILL WANT MORE!!
21, I DO LIKE A GOOD STUFFING
:rolleyes: :D
1, I PREFER BREASTS TO LEGS
2, TYING THE LEGS TOGETHER KEEPS THE INSIDE MOIST
3, SMOTHER THE BUTTER ALL OVER THE BREASTS
4, IF I DONT UNDO MY TROUSERS ILL BURST
5, IVE NEVER SEEN A BETTER SPREAD
6, IM IN THE MOOD FOR A LITTLE DARK MEAT
7, ARE YOU READY FOR SECONDS YET ?
8, ITS A LITTLE DRY , DO YOU STILL WANT TO EAT IT ?
9, JUST WAIT YOUR TURN , YOULL GET SOME!
10, DONT PLAY WITH YOUR MEAT
11, STUFF IT UP BETWEEN THE LEGS AS FAR AS IT WILL GO
12, DO YOU THINK YOULL BE ABLE TO HANDLE ALL THOSE PEOPLE AT ONCE?
13, I DIDNT EXPECT EVERYONE TO COME AT THE SAME TIME
14, YOU STILL HAVE A LITLE BIT ON YOUR CHIN
15, HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE AFTER YOU PUT IT IN ?
16, YOULL KNOW ITS READY WHEN IT POPS UP
17, JUST PULL THE END AND WAIT FOR THE BANG
18, THATS THE BIGGEST BIRD IVE EVER HAD
19, IM SO FULL IVE BEEN GOBBLIN NUTS ALL MORNING
20, WOW, I DIDNT THINK I COULD HANDLE THAT AND STILL WANT MORE!!
21, I DO LIKE A GOOD STUFFING
:rolleyes: :D