The "IF" Game

[orchestragirl]

Here's how it works - you post an "if" question and the nest poster answers it and posts a new one to keep the game going. Here's an example:

One person might ask:
If you had to live in another state, what would it be?

Then the next poster might answer:
Montana.
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Here's the First question:
If you could go back in time to one particular year, would you, and which year would it be? (and if it's not too personal, why?)

[goinUP]

Hmm....2005. I'd have gotten out of the friendship that made me so afraid before it got bad.

If you had one more day to live, what would you do that day?

[ELEANOR MAW]

I would listen to all my favourite music, have as much Chocolate & Sex I can manage.

If you wanted to shock someone what would you do?

[orchestragirl]

I would tell them I don't like Shania anymore.

If you had all the money in the world, what's the first thing you'd buy?

[ELEANOR MAW]

1)A big free hotel for all the homeless and make sure they were well cared for.
2)I would make sure all the wildlife are protected.
3)I would employ Shania to perform live at any time I want.

Who would you like to see having to ride a tricycle in the nude going around Piccadilly Circus?

[goinUP]

Ummmm.....what? No one, really....I don't find riding a tricycle in the nude attractive, lol!!

If you could tell one person one thing, who would it be, and what is it? (If it's too personal, don't answer at all)

[SevenUp!]

;)

If you had to flee your home because it was on fire, and could grab one thing on your way out...what would it be?

[goinUP]

Cassie.
But if she ran out on her own, my violin, because I have to play Legende at least 10 times a day in order to remain sane. :D

If you were ordered to write an essay on any DEBATABLE topic, what would it be? (I'm writing English essays...3 down, 1 to go.)

[orchestragirl]

whether the war in Iraq is justified

If you had the choice between Shania being happy, but at home, or her being sad, but on the road and making music, which would you choose?

[kathrynag]

Shania being happy at home

If you could only have 3 things in life, what would they be?

[shania_lover123]

1.) God in life
2.)Suitase club friends
3.)and my other friends and family!!!

Kinda sounds like my life!!!LOL

Ummmm. If you where able to meet you long list sister that loves you or Shania?

[orchestragirl]

I'd have to go with my sister, because we could have a long and happy friendship, and with Shania, as awesome as it would b, it'd only last a few minutes at the most. (Sorry Shania)

If you knew that you were going to be killed in a car crash in a week (so of course, money isn't an object b/c you get to spend all your cash in a week), what would you do during that week? - and BTW, do NOT say buy a safer car. You're going to be killed, no doubt about it, lol! ;)

[SevenUp!]

do NOT say buy a safer car. You're going to be killed, no doubt about it, lol! ;)

LOL!!

I'd want to go out in style, so first I'd round up all my friends around the world ;) and we'd all converge on Timmins for one heckuva party!! :D Even Shania can come if she wanted. :p Then if I had any money left, I'd go out an buy a Lamborghini.... sleek silver one. I'm going out in style!! :D

If you could go back in time and meet any person in history, who would it be?

[ELEANOR MAW]

Jesus, ask him lots of questions and see if I needed to go to church every Sunday. I would also ask Jesus what God looks like, so far I think of him with a big beard and wearing white linen.

What would you change in your looks?

[kathrynag]

I would want to meet my grandma. I never got to chance to meet her because she died when my mom was 13.

If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?

[kathrynag]

Oops, double post, lol!

I would change my height. I wish i was taller.

[goinUP]

First, I'd go pick up the Suitcases, then we'd flee to Germany!!! :D Or England. Or Switzerland!!!

If you could see one person that you haven't seen in a long time, who would it be? ONLY one.

[kathrynag]

I would want to see my best friend. I haven't seen in her in about 3 yrs. E-mail just isn't the same as seeing her in person.

If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

[goinUP]

All the dogs being euthanized/dying due to shelters.

If you could get rid of all war, forever, or live next door to Shania (and she'd love talking to you, you guys would hang out, etc.) what would you choose?

[SevenUp!]

If you could get rid of all war, forever, or live next door to Shania (and she'd love talking to you, you guys would hang out, etc.) what would you choose?

Put a suitcase in there instead of Shania, then I'd have a choice to make.

Your way, I'd get rid of war.

If you could listen to one song only the rest of your life, what song would it be?

[goinUP]

How was I supposed to know a Suitcase would respond? ;)

I have to say "Everything I Do (I Do It For You)"...I am seriously becoming psychologically dependent on that song!!! Ask me again in a week or so and it'll be something by Shania.

If you had the choice to see a long lost relative or never have to put up with anyone who you really don't get along with ever again (or just get along with them), what would you do?

[orchestragirl]

See a long lost relative. I don't really pay much attention to people I don't get along with.

If you had to choose between having a broken heart, or having someone you love have a broken heart, what would you do?

[goinUP]

Having a broken heart.

If you could save one person in this world from their misery, who would it be?

[orchestragirl]

That would take alot of thinking and maybe a little personal if I did know for a fact...but for now I'd say (not that any of them ARE miserable) but one of my suitcases.

If you could bring one dead person back to life, who would it be?

[goinUP]

President Kennedy or Janis Joplin

If you could HAD to harm yourself in one way, how would you do it?

[orchestragirl]

ooh, that's a hard one. I don't like to harm myself, lol! If I had to, I guess *thinks about the LEAST painful way* does giving myself brainfreeze count? LOL

If you could go a year without doing a certain chore, what would it be?

[goinUP]

Cleaning.

If you had to see one traumatizing thing, what would it be? (hehee I'm being morbid!!)

[orchestragirl]

I guess a car crash. I already saw one before and my mind recovered okay.

If you could correct ONE mistake you made what would it be? And why?

[goinUP]

Any time I screwed up at a Suitcase meeting. No explanation needed.

If you could change one thing in your life, what would it be?

[shania_lover123]

I would pinch self!!

If you could go to a Terri(Shania) Concert and only take one person who would it be?

[goinUP]

I wouldn't go unless ALL the Suitcases could come.

If you could have one superpower, what would it be.

[SevenUp!]

Keeping up with the chain games during a suitcase invasion.

If you could go anywhere right now, where would you go?

[goinUP]

Hmmm....tough choice. Maybe with a friend I haven't seen in a long time, maybe in the country somewhere....maybe somewhere where no one feels any pain. Maybe with friends I've never met at all....(you know who you all are).

If you could make one moment last forever, what would it be?

[SevenUp!]

That moment hasn't happened yet. Ask me again after I've been to Timmins with my suitcases. :love:

If you could stay up and play chain games all night, or go to bed and get a good sleep, what would you do? ;)

[goinUP]

What does it LOOK like I'm doing? LOL! I knew I liked you for some reason.

If you could see the world or learn all lessons there are to learn, which would you pick?

[SevenUp!]

I want to learn all the lessons there are to learn by seeing the world. ;)

"If you're faced wth a choice and you have to choose" what would you do?

[goinUP]

UMMMM I would choose! What else would I do? What choice is it?

If you could have one last wish, what would it be? (And DON'T say to have more wishes! That doesn't count, lol.)

[SevenUp!]

Funny you should mention "one last wish"....check the lyrics to My Wish and you'll know what I hope you would do.

Awwww lol!! Okay, I'd wish you could see yourself as others do, because then you'd know how special you are.

If you had to choose between Shania and Bryan what would you do? :p

[goinUP]

Oh fine. That didn't answer my question!!!

In all honestly, of all things, why that? I really don't think my confidence is that low, but okay....? That was sweet, though. :)

Gotta stay loyal to Shania. Bryan has the cutest smile EVERRRRRR but Shania is my role model and I've liked/known her longer.

If you had to take one of two roads, the road worn from travel, or the road less travelled by, which would you take?

[SevenUp!]

I go down the worn out road daily....maybe time for a change.

If you could sing like a canary, or soar like an eagle, what would you do?

[goinUP]

Soar like an eagle.

If you could have every answer in the world except the one you needed or no answer except the one you needed, which would you have?

[SevenUp!]

I'd want the one answer I needed....but what's the question, and what's the answer? lol

If you had to live in the same place forever, or had to move every year, what would you prefer?

[goinUP]

Live in the same place forever. I hate change, big or small.

If I knew the question and the answer, I'd tell you, and you wouldn't need it.

If you could regret not doing something or regret doing it, what would you rather do?

[orchestragirl]

Neither....I try not to have any regreats, but I'd say regret doing something because I could try to change the consequenses of my actions if I did, rather than just sitting aroung wondering what would have happened if I had done it.

If you could relive just ONE day, what day would it be, and why if you want to share.

[goinUP]

Hmmm....one day. Probably the day I got Cassie. And it's pretty self explanatory.

If you could do one thing that you've never done, what would it be?

[orchestragirl]

Meet my suitcases :love:

If you could have all the money you wanted, or you could make it so that one person (not yourself) was never sad again, what would you do? And who would the person be if you chose that?

[SevenUp!]

Only one? I have to pick myself because that would mean all my friends and family are happy too.

If you were dream about the perfect day, how would it go?

[goinUP]

I really don't think there is the such thing as a perfect day, and dreaming of one would only make our un-perfect days feel worse than they already do.

If you had the ability to take one death-causing illness/disease/person/object away from the world forever, what/who would it be?

[orchestragirl]

^I have to disagree Jenna. I've had a few in my time!

I'd say cancer 'cause I've had too much experience with it lately.

If you could go back to one day in the past, what would it be?

[goinUP]

I don't know, but it certainly wouldn't be before I met you Suitcases!!

If you could correct one mistake, what would it be?

[orchestragirl]

Well, that's kind of personal in a way, but I guess taking certain things for granted when I had them.

If you were going to drive across the country, which state would you stay in the longest?

[goinUP]

Cali!! (Cause Julia's there!!!)

If I went to Cali, would you join me and Cassie for a Shania-filled weekend? lol!

[orchestragirl]

Of course!!

If I went to Texas, what is the ONE thing we'd absolutely have to do there?

[goinUP]

Six Flags and go on a hike with our doggies at this really pretty place nearby.

If we went to Six Flags, would you ride all the roller coasters? Lol! I'm a roller coaster lover.

[orchestragirl]

I'd at least give them a try

If I wouldn't go on them, would you call me a scaredy-cat?

[goinUP]

No, but I do have good persuasive abilities. :D Roller coasters are pretty scary anyway. I've talked 4 people into getting on them and 3 of them have liked them and became roller coaster freaks like me, lol!

If you could join me and Robert on a mountain with 2 million year old boards to balance on while climbing, would you? :p

[orchestragirl]

LOL I'd probably do it then

If the person above you didn't ask another question, what would you do? ;)

[goinUP]

Wait for her to edit the post. :)

[orchestragirl]

Of course I would.....considering the world hasn't ended! ;)

If the world HAD ended, is the trip still on?

[goinUP]

Of course! Well, according to Robert, anyway...personally, I'm betting that the mountain would be gone, lol!

If the world ended, do you think the mountain would still be there?

[orchestragirl]

Well yeah, it has to be there, or else how would we climb it together?

Let's see....I'm trying to get away from the deep, reflective questons from the last few pages....

Ok. I think I've got an odd, random question.

If you had one superpower (think the show "Heroes") what would it be?

[SevenUp!]

I don't know the show sorry, but...

I'd want to be able to fix any problem, for anybody, at anytime.

If you could sing karaoke with me in Timmins, what song would you pick?

[goinUP]

I think, to the greatest possible extent, you can already do that, Bertling.

OOOOHHHH!!!!!! I want to sing with you!!!! YAY!!!!!!

Hmmm okay....song....does it have to be a Shania song? If so, then probably FAFA, but if not, The Best of Me or Back To You.

If you could sing karaoke with me, what song would it be?

[goinUP]

Well, Jenna, if I were to sing karaoke with you, I would definitely sing Party for Two so the two of us could both sing.

Now, if you could never love again or love only to be hurt, which would you pick?

[goinUP]

Gee, I don't know! Probably love only to be hurt....or try, anyway.

If you could have one person playing chain games with you, who would it be?

[goinUP]

Hmmm...dunno. Maybe Robert, since he hasn't been here in a while, but maybe Kim since she can only come on Fridays....and maybe Julia since she's so much fun or Kathryn because I won't see her for a long time. :(

If someone else comes on here, are you going to stop talking to me?

[goinUP]

No...

If someone comes on here, who do you predict it'll be?

dundunDUN!

[orchestragirl]

Umm.....me, 'cause I'm on here, haha!

If you could see what was going to happen in the future, would you?

[goinUP]

It depends. What's gonna happen? :p

If you could try any exotic food, what would it be?

[orchestragirl]

Exotic as in...anything from another country? Probably some kind of Mexican or Italian food I've never had before

If I just realized we had a forum on our freeweb site, would you laugh at me? ;)

[goinUP]

Not at you, with you. :)

If I didn't post an if question, would you?

[orchestragirl]

Yes!

If you didn't ask a question and I didn't answer it, would that defeat the whole purpose of the game?

[goinUP]

Yeah lol!

If I didn't answer this and you didn't ask a question and no one else answered it would the thread end?

[orchestragirl]

I think so, but we wouldn't let that happen, now would we?

[orchestragirl]

If it did, would you bump it up again?

[ELEANOR MAW]

No because I am going to butt in and ask something.

If you had go to into space, would you take your passport?


Please ignore this. Someone has got to this before I wrote this.

[orchestragirl]

I don't have a assport, but I assume you'd need one to be there legally!

If you could name the next Shania cd, what you call it?

[orchestragirl]

Goodness, lol! I meant PASSPORT! :eek:

[ELEANOR MAW]

Five Years Absent but I am back.

If you were to go on another musicians forum, who would it be?

[orchestragirl]

Terri Clark, of course! ;)

If you had to spend your whole life with only one person and never talk to anyone else, who would it be?

[ELEANOR MAW]

My husband Steve, he may have his faults but so do I.

What about you, who would you choose?

[goinUP]

That's tough. I have 4 Suitcases, you know! ;) I would have to say I would just....well....I really don't know. I could never choose. Someone would have to do it for me. :p

If you had to tell your deepest, darkest secret to one person, who would it be?

[ELEANOR MAW]

My husband Steve, that's why he trusts me, he know were he stands, hiding things from him would be an insult and I don't blame him.

If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would buy? (I don't play the lottery myself)

[goinUP]

I don't either, lol! But if I magically did, I would fly myself and the other Suitcases to Timmins!

If you were able to change one thing in your life, what would it be?

[orchestragirl]

Why have we gone back to the deep, reflective kind of questions?? Those are the hard ones, lol! ;)

Can I change anything? If I could, I would definitely make it so that my dad didn't die.

If you were super duper awesome possum happy today, would you know why? :D

[goinUP]

I would hope I know why! Otherwise that would be sorta sad....which defeats the purpose. :D

If you were about to go to an awesome possum bluegrass festival, would you miss your Suitcases?

[orchestragirl]

Totally, I wish I could pack you inside your awesome possum selves and take you with me! :D

If you had time to hitch a ride and come, would you?

[goinUP]

Um, YEAH!

If you could eat a waffle or a pancake, which would you choose?

[goinUP]

Belgian waffle! YAY!!!

If you were talking to yourself, would you label yourself crazy?

[goinUP]

I don't have to! I know I'm crazy!

If you were bored, would you talk to yourself?

[orchestragirl]

Probably!

Would you call me lazy if you knew I was supposed to be doing my Spanish translations but really I was here?

[goinUP]

Nope. You're an AP student- Advanced Procrastinator. :D

If I were dreading going to a stupid German meeting, would you call me weird? (German meeting....over the SUMMER!)

[orchestragirl]

LOL! If the person above you was right, would you admit it, or would you deny it and say that procrastinating was extremely unusual?

[goinUP]

Admit it. :D

If you had no clue what TPAM was ranting about, would you ask them? (Pick a song lyric to explain...)

LOL look how many threads I can combine!! :D

[orchestragirl]

Yes! ;)

If you did know what TPAM was ranting about, and then they chose a song lyric and you didn't understand that, and you also didn't understand why they used that word to describe Shania, and you couldn't figure it out by the time you had gone and posted on the count to 1,000 thread, would you go to the Write A Song Lyric thread and ask them poem-style?

LOL!!!! :biglaugh:

[goinUP]

I don't even know what you asked! :biglaugh:

If I said Julia was nuts, would you believe me? :D

[orchestragirl]

Yes!

If I said Jenna was just as nuts, would you agree?

[goinUP]

Yup!

If I asked where Muttling went, would you know?

[orchestragirl]

No...probably Canada! :funny:

If you thought he went to bed 'cause of the bedtime po po, would you think that Jesus was coming back to earth or something?

[goinUP]

Haha, no, lol! He promised me..

If you thought he went to bed, would you say that the world was ending? :eek: :funny:

[orchestragirl]

Yes....

If I said that I had to go soon, would you be sad?

[goinUP]

Yes, but Suitcases need sleep.

If I told you that I swear my ring was floating across the table, would you believe me? (it was, I swear!)

[orchestragirl]

Yes, but I would ask how....:huh:

[SevenUp!]

Yes, but Suitcases need sleep.


We do?

[goinUP]

Yes, but I would ask how....:huh:

Hahaha!

We do?

You're right....we don't. YOU do, though, Mr. I wasn't late for work just later!

[SevenUp!]

You're right....we don't. YOU do, though, Mr. I wasn't late for work just later!

Oh so you're saying, you didn't like me staying up with you then....maybe I should go?? :p ;)

[goinUP]

I did like you staying up with me. And yes, you SHOULD go, but I don't want you to. But you should NOT give me such hard decisions! :p

[orchestragirl]

If I told you how cute my little dogy was asleep would you wish you could dognap her?

[goinUP]

Yup! :love:

If I told you Cassie was a pain in the butt, would you believe me?

[orchestragirl]

no, she's a little doggy woggy! :love:

if i asked who she was staying with when you were in germayn would you tell me?

[goinUP]

She's staying at my house with my parents!

If I told you I was going to Germany without my parents, would you say you knew that?

[orchestragirl]

yes cause i did

if i said that we're braeking curfew would you be mad at us?

[goinUP]

Okay that's good lol.

Nah. But someone here needs sleep....Robert.....

If I said that I didn't want him to go to bed but I know he has to, would you agree?

[orchestragirl]

yes....but maybe we should let the curfew go tonight and tomorrow night becuase it's out last 2 nights.

[SevenUp!]

If Robert wants to go to bed he will.

If you had the chance to do something that would make you happy, but it would also make someone else unhappy, would you do it ANYWAY?

[goinUP]

Okay Robert. :)

Depends what it is.

If you could do one thing that you've always wished for, what would it be?

[orchestragirl]

go to the stc and see all of you awesome possums

how about you? same question.

[goinUP]

Same as you. But I'd have to add in a BIG hug for each of you!!

If you had a choice, what would you do?

[orchestragirl]

do about what?

[goinUP]

The choice!

[orchestragirl]

um...i would choose it!

if i didn't know waht you were talking about, would i admit it?

[SevenUp!]

I think you just did...:p

If you loved someone with all your heart for all the right reasons and in a moment they chose to walk away, would you love them ANYWAY?

[orchestragirl]

Yes, and even afterthey walked away.

if you were going to timmins in 2008 would you be happy?

[goinUP]

If it were you, yes.

If you quoted a song, does it mean you like it?

[goinUP]

Yes, and even afterthey walked away.

if you were going to timmins in 2008 would you be happy?

Dangit, we posted at the same time!

Yes!!!

[orchestragirl]

If it were you, yes.

If you quoted a song, does it mean you like it?

yes

if i didn't like the song why would i qute i t?

[goinUP]

You may like just one line.

If you were listening to something, would it be Bryan Adams?

[orchestragirl]

no

ifyou were listening to some thing would it be terri clark?

[goinUP]

No...:hide:

If we're not listening to the same thing, are we strange? lol!!

[orchestragirl]

no

If you were hiding like that ---> :hide: why would you be there/

[goinUP]

Cause I'm not listening to Terri!

Same to you.

[SevenUp!]

If we're not listening to the same thing, are we strange? lol!!

no

I would disagree. :p

[orchestragirl]

that' snot WHY we're srange!

[goinUP]

I would disagree. :p

Robert, maybe you and I are the strange ones? :huh: :funny: :p

[orchestragirl]

remember rule 10?

[SevenUp!]

that' snot WHY we're srange!

Robert, maybe you and I are the strange ones? :huh: :funny: :p

No maybes about it :p....and there are sooo many reasons WHY we're strange too. ;)

[SevenUp!]

remember rule 10?

At this hour?? :p

[goinUP]

At this hour?? :p

Nope, not till next hour. :p

[goinUP]

Have you remembered yet? :biglaugh:

[orchestragirl]

LOL!!! this hour is earlier than the lst one, so maybe!

[goinUP]

LOL!!! True...hmm...oh, Muttski! :p

[orchestragirl]

If someone didn't post a new question for a month, would you post a new one? ;)

[goinUP]

Yeah, lol!

If someone didn't answer the question for a month, would you answer your own question?

[orchestragirl]

I'd have to

If you answered your own question, would that be ood?

[goinUP]

LOL!! Ood....haha. No, it wouldn't be odd. I've done it before...it's fun!! :D

If your dog was licking you insanely, would you be annoyed?

[orchestragirl]

No...I love my little doggie!

If I said the word ood, would you just think it was a normal thing for me to do? ;)

[goinUP]

I love my doggie too but being licked non-stop for 30 minutes is no fun!

Think that it's normal, lol!!

If I said ood, what would you think? :p

[orchestragirl]

I'm getting my camera now - I know it'll never happen again! LOL!!

If I said I HATE THE STUPID @@@@@@@@@ sign thingie, would you know why?

[goinUP]

YES@@ I mean....!! lol!!

[orchestragirl]

If *someone* forgot to post a question, would you remind *somebody?*

[goinUP]

Yes I would.

If I forgot to post a question, would you remind me? :p

[orchestragirl]

I just did! :p

If I forgot to answer it, would you PIE ME? ;)

[goinUP]

Yes I would. :p

If there was a Suitcase meeting tonight, would you have forgotten about it?

[orchestragirl]

No, of course not!

If it was Tuesday, would it be mean of you to make me think I forgot about a Suitcase meeting tonight? :p

[SevenUp!]

Not of me...nope. :p

If you had a gazillion nicknames, which one would you want to keep?

[goinUP]

Yes, lol!! :hide:

If it were Wednesday (OMG TOMORROW'S WEDNESDAY!!) would you be EXCITED!? Yay!!

[goinUP]

Not of me...nope. :p

If you had a gazillion nicknames, which one would you want to keep?

Yeah, of me, lol!!

The one I liked the best.

[orchestragirl]

If it weren't wednesday but you wish it was, would you vote that we have our Suitcase meeting early? I have a music test on Thursday and won't be able to stay UP late.

[goinUP]

Yeah, let's do it early!!! What time?

If Julia said we should have it early, would you be even MORE excited because there's less time to wait?

[orchestragirl]

Well, it's six now.... ;)

Yes, I would!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

If we were having it tonight would you be really excited? :D

[goinUP]

Yes!!! :D Maybe we should have one tonight (a late-nighter) AND tomorrow (a early one!) :D

WYR have one tonight or tomorrow....or both? :D

[orchestragirl]

Both!!! :D :D :D

WYR have it tonight or tomorrow or both?

[goinUP]

Both!! Now!!!!!!!!

If you got a PM saying we were chatting NOW, would you come?

[orchestragirl]

If course!

If I was in the wrong thread, would you notice? ;)

[goinUP]

Sometimes, others not lol.

If you were in the wrong thread and I didn't notice, would you laugh at me?

[orchestragirl]

No, because I was the one that would be in the wrong thread!

If I was in the wrong thread, laugh?

[goinUP]

Maybe a little. :p

If I laughed, would you laugh with me?

[orchestragirl]

That's how I spend most of my time!

If we were both laughing, do you think that the other freaks would join in?

[goinUP]

Probably.

If they didn't would you be surprised?

[orchestragirl]

Yes I would!

If they did, would we all laugh harder and harder until we are all out of breath, and then go eat some ice cream?

[goinUP]

Yup! :D But cyber ice cream, so Mutt can have some too.

If we ate cyber ice cream, where would we do it?

[orchestragirl]

It doesn't matter where we eat it, as long as we eat it together. :hugs:

[goinUP]

:hugs: :hugs:

[orchestragirl]

If I forgot to post a question and you throw a pie at me, would I eat it? :D

[goinUP]

Yes you would, lol!!!

If I threw a pie at you and you ate it, would you share it? :D

[orchestragirl]

Of course I would :hugs:

If I shared it, woud my "sharing" really be throwing it back at you?

[goinUP]

I hope so! More fun that way! :p

If you were going to throw it at me, would you let me change my clothes first? :p

[orchestragirl]

Why, are you wearing clothes that you like?

If I was going to throw it at you, would you want me to add whipped cream first? :D

[goinUP]

I'm wearing a new shirt. It says "Wa Wa Wee Waa!" LOL!!!

Yes, LOL!!

If I throw it at you, should I add gravy? :biglaugh:

[orchestragirl]

LOL!!!

Why not?! LOL

If we were in Okahoma, would you want to add some of that really good gravy they have?

[goinUP]

Yeesss.....yummm!!!!!

Do you want to go to OK with me? :D

[orchestragirl]

Of course!!

If we were there, would they give us extra gravy if I wanted it? LOL!! :D

[goinUP]

I'm sure they would, lol!!

If they didn't, would we punch them? :D

[orchestragirl]

Yes!

If you were trying to type and hold a DOG at the same time, would it be hard?

[goinUP]

Yeah, since my dog weighs 43 lbs, LOL!!

If you were, would it be hard?

[orchestragirl]

Yes...since my dog is a mini schnauzer, but she's kinda ...chubby!
Well - she is in shape. Round is a shape. LOL

If it was hard, would you suggest putting the DOG on the ground?

[goinUP]

LOL!!! Round is a shape...haha.

Yes, I would, lol!! But I don't think your doggie would like that.

If you put Scarlett on the ground, do you think she'd try to climb back up?

[orchestragirl]

She has. Several times.

If I threw some food across the room for her, do you think it would distract her?

[goinUP]

LOL!! Probably, if she's true to her doggieness, lol!!

If you did throw it, how long do you think it'd keep her occupied? :p

[orchestragirl]

LOL! Doggieness!

About...5 seconds.

If I asked you if bbq chips were bad for dogs, what would you say?

[goinUP]

I would say: "HECK YES!" :shocked: :nono:

If I said that, would you give her one anyway?

[orchestragirl]

No.

If you knew me, would you call me the Dog Police? My mom calls me that all the time when I tell her not to feed the dog anything weird!

[goinUP]

LOL!! Yeah, but I think we're both the dog police!

Is it possible to be the dog police when you get kicked out of a pet store? :p

[orchestragirl]

Yes, because you were kicked out doing something that was good and righteous for doggy woggies.

If I said that I was thinking about starting a thread here to raise awareness about the abuse that goes on at puppy mills, what would you think about that?

[goinUP]

Ooooh that sounds awesome possum!!! :D

If you started it, would you laugh when I respond 50 million times?

[orchestragirl]

No, because I'd reply 50 million + 1 times!

[SevenUp!]

If the person above you didn't post anything to respond to what would you do? :p

[goinUP]

PIE HER!! :p

If the person above me was dancing, what would you do?

[SevenUp!]

I'd be surprised.

If you didn't want to go to sleep, but staying up would upset the Bedtime POPO, what would you do? :p

[goinUP]

Make the decision on my own. :p

If I was dancing, would you dance with me? :boogie:

[orchestragirl]

Yes :boogie:

If you saw all these bumped up threads, would you think I was insane? :p

[goinUP]

Nope, I'd reply to them! lol!!

If you didn't bump them up, would you be bored right now?

[orchestragirl]

Probably so

If I had mashed potatoes, would you want to come here?

[goinUP]

Yes! Do you? Can I? lol!

If I came there, could we go to a mashed potato factory? :eek:

[orchestragirl]

I do, and of course you can!

If we could find one!

If we found one, would there be any potatoes left when we left?

[goinUP]

No way! :bounce:

YAY!!!

If there were none left, do you think that they'd be angry with us? lol!!

[orchestragirl]

Probably so!

If they were angry, would we care? :p

[goinUP]

No, lol!!!

If we did, would you be surprised? lol!

[orchestragirl]

Knowing us, yeah

If we went there, where would we go after? :bounce:

[goinUP]

Hmm...good question! How about Canada? :bounce:

If we went to Canada, who would we hunt down first? ;)

[orchestragirl]

Someone ;) lol!

If we found Robert, would we hunt down the other Suitcases and then go for the freaks? :bounce:

[goinUP]

Yup! :bounce:

If we found everyone, what would we do next? lol!

[orchestragirl]

Go to the STC, of course! :bounce:

If we got there, would we ever leave? ;)

[goinUP]

Nope. :]

If I told you that I had been asleep for an hour when you did all these posts, would you laugh at me? :p

[orchestragirl]

No, you didn't sleep the night before! :eek:

If I told you that I didn't go to sleep for 5 hours after that, would you think I was insane?

[goinUP]

You were up until 2 am your time? :huh:

If you were, are you tired now?

[orchestragirl]

I am

If I told you that I haven't slept in a long time, would you call the Liechtensteinians?

[goinUP]

Depends.

If you had a bad excuse, would you be upset if I called them?

[orchestragirl]

Probably

If I had NO excuse would you call them? :uhh:

[goinUP]

Don't know. Ask Robert, haha!

If Robert says to call them, would you be upset with me too? :uhh:

[orchestragirl]

I could never be upset with either of you! :hugs:

If I ran away, would they chase me?

[goinUP]

Yup!

If they chased you, would you scream?

[orchestragirl]

No I'd sing a shania song, lol!

If I was watching UP! Live in Chicago, would you want to Come On Over and watch it with me? :D

[goinUP]

Yes! :bounce: :bounce:

If I came, would we dance and sing? :boogie:

[orchestragirl]

Of course!

If you came, would you ever leave? Or would you stay forever, even if my mom yelled at you to get out? lol!!

[goinUP]

I think I'd leave if your mom yelled at me...:hide: I don't like when people yell at me. :uhh:

If I left, would you come back to TX with me so we could finish the Shania DVDs? :boogie:

[orchestragirl]

Yes, I would! Even if your mom yelled at me, lol! :p

If we finished, what would we do next? :bounce:

[goinUP]

She doesn't care when people are here all the time - I doubt she'd mind, haha!

Make pie in mass amounts, then take it to Robert! lol!!!

If we did that, then what woudl we do?

[orchestragirl]

PIE ROBERT!!! LOL!!!!

If we did that, would we make more pie to eat? :p

[rose6319]

pumpkin pie!... for thanks giving.

if we did that, would we bring a lot of extension friends?

[orchestragirl]

Yes!

When we ate all the pie, would we make our own restaurant and name it....

....HAM-LET? :biglaugh:

[goinUP]

Ummm....YES!

If we did that, would Robert come?

:biglaugh:

Answer: :nono:

[orchestragirl]

He'd be a part-owner!

If he refused, would we hold him down and force him to eat it? :p

[goinUP]

I wouldn't....instead, I'd pie him with it! :funny: More fun that way! :p

If we did that, would Robert run away? :biglaugh:

[SevenUp!]

Ummm....YES!

If we did that, would Robert come?

:biglaugh:

Answer: :nono:

Got that right....:p

He'd be a part-owner!

If he refused, would we hold him down and force him to eat it? :p

You could try!! :devil:

I wouldn't....instead, I'd pie him with it! :funny: More fun that way! :p

If we did that, would Robert run away? :biglaugh:

:swoosh:

[goinUP]

Got that right....:p

You could try!! :devil:

:swoosh:

Yeah, yeah....well, you'll regret it when Shania comes around! She loves HAM-LETs....raw, meat-less HAM-LETs...:huh: :funny:

Yeah, we could, but you're not worth our energy! :p

[orchestragirl]

Raw, meatless hamlets? Isn't that raw eggs? :uhh:

[goinUP]

Raw, meatless hamlets? Isn't that raw eggs? :uhh:

SHHHH!!!! Don't tell them that!!!

[orchestragirl]

"Them"????

[goinUP]

Shania & Robert!

[orchestragirl]

If there were no hypothetical questions, would this thread disappear?

[goinUP]

Yes!

If there were hypothetical questions, would Robert stop asking if there weren't? :funny:

[orchestragirl]

No, because there are and he doesn't!

IF I went nuts would you tooo?

[goinUP]

LOL!

I am nuts, and you are nuts.

If you weren't, would you be :eek:?

[orchestragirl]

:faint:

If I was :bounce: would you be :eek:?

[goinUP]

No, I'd be :boogie: LOL!

If I was :p would you be :]?

[orchestragirl]

Yes!

If I :boogie: would you too? :p

[goinUP]

Yes!! And I'd :bounce: too!!

If Shania's new duet just came out, would you be screaming like a mad woman? :p

[SevenUp!]

Probably not like a mad woman, no. :p

If your niece fell asleep watching Shrek, would you continue to watch or just go to sleep beside her? :love::love:

[dreamer]

SHREK! if Someone trries to break you would you hold a grudge